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Monday, March 28, 2005

you know...i've always depended on the kindness of strangers

to not recount the glorious tales of saturday night would be sacriligious-- but alas! i must...for there is far too much to recount (and it has been far too long since that evening). i do remember staring at my new color changing candle and hitting up Sig Ep for a last hurrah of sorts--since i don't expect to be going out that much from now on.

ha.

sunday, however, was good fun. MMX and i went on the BR trip to NYC to see "A Streetcar Named Desire" starring John C. Reilly ("cellophane man" in the big screen version of Chicago), Natasha Richardson (The Parent Trap, starring L. Lohan before she became Busty Hohan), and John Bauer (you know...the perve in The Devil's Advocate...o yes-- and the perve in 8MM...his repertoire is far too predictable). anywhore, i never saw the movie version, though my mother tells me it was one of my grandparents favoritest movies-- sweet, huh?

but let's be honest. compare John C. Reilly and Marlon Brando in his 20s...is there really much comparison? apparently, the plot is that much more intense when the lead male is hot. but in this case, i missed out on a lot of that intensity. i did, however, catch a lot of the literary symbolism...o~ Tennessee Williams--such poetry...such fluidity! hmm...yes~ *sips glass of red wine*. i left the play feeling very unsettled.

so i drank some jack daniels as soon as i got back.

ha~ no. not really...though i probably should have.

i got back on my running schedule, though i was heaving and ho-ing by the 2nd mile...sucks huh? looks like it'll be a while before i get back to my consistent mileage and i finally get that Anna Nicole Smith body i've been wanting for so long. i'm trying to win the TrimSpaX competition...you know..."because i wanna a hot body...i wanna look like her...i wanna win a ferrari--i want some money!"

in regards to this most classy of comments left on my classy wall:
bitch: why don't you go and suck bianca's tits until they leach shit out of them ..then stick ur cock up her ass and do her lwhile she cums all over u

that is quite disgusting. next time you try to come up with something dirty, at least make it hot and kinky. i mean, bianca's tits don't even "leach" shit out of them-- no matter how hard i suck...and she has hemorrhoids...so sticking my cock up her ass is unfeasible. now that you have greatly embarassed her, PLEASE apologize and take back what you just said.

its time for me to finish my laundry and get some ZZZs.

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