THANK GOD MARTHA'S BACK!!
this really is martha's best week ever! (i've probably watched about 8 hours of television...and by 8 hours, i really mean 12...but honesty n this case will make me look a lot lamer than i am. television i have watched includes: crank yankers, the inferno II, Dr. 90210 (love!), martha living, Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back, amongst many other softcore films).
i'm so glad that the bitch is back and better than ever. she's on the style channel right now gluing miniature pine cones to a wooden frame~ the point of this, i know not...nor do i know why i have kept the television on the channel for the "welcome home, martha: marathon." i'm a sick person.
i don't get the big deal with martha's sentence-- i mean, bitch tried to get away with insider trading that amounted to 100 grand-- BIG FUCKING DEAL! that's a pretty penny for her. so, if you look at it from her point of view, it really wasn't that much money. i mean, for the rest of us plebians, would you do a little insider trading to save you a thousand? i know i would becasue, damn, that 1000 bucks could buy me half a shoe-- that's if i didn't get caught, of course. and if i got caught, it wouldn't be so bad...i mean, bitch got even more publicity and a sky rocketing stock price. damn. she's gotta write a book so i can pretend like i read it. let's think about the good things martha has done for the world. 1) she has further domesticated females and homosexuals. enough said. without her, men would be going home to wives that don't even know how to julliene pears or make stylish hats out of dead pigeons (*news flash* she's gluing plastic animals to picture frames now~ o martha! what more could i ask for?). she's a bitch who made her way to the top in a world ruled by men. my hat and mirkin go off to her.
everyone waited for her to crash and burn...and, well, she did. but now, there's no shame for Martha Stewartenitzbergenstein. if loving martha is wrong, then i don't wanna be right!
i'm about to eat my 3rd blood orange for the day. my biggest pet peeve: peeling them myself. the orange oils get all over my fingers and that bothers me.
in other news, i revamped my ipod with the new ipod case i got (thanks xtos). it's a hot pink plastic case that's about as kinky as gummy bear porn. i decided to completely delete everything off my ipod and just add the music i wanted. i had too much music on my ipod for show-- aka "look at me and how much cool and trendy music i have on my ipod!" we all know that when it comes down to it, all i want to listen to is peaches, M.I.A., O-zone, and kelis.
anyway, welcome back, martha. you, my dear, are a good thing.
when i grow up, can i be dr. 90210's Dr. Rey...well, minus the karate...and hispanic blood.
i'm so glad that the bitch is back and better than ever. she's on the style channel right now gluing miniature pine cones to a wooden frame~ the point of this, i know not...nor do i know why i have kept the television on the channel for the "welcome home, martha: marathon." i'm a sick person.
i don't get the big deal with martha's sentence-- i mean, bitch tried to get away with insider trading that amounted to 100 grand-- BIG FUCKING DEAL! that's a pretty penny for her. so, if you look at it from her point of view, it really wasn't that much money. i mean, for the rest of us plebians, would you do a little insider trading to save you a thousand? i know i would becasue, damn, that 1000 bucks could buy me half a shoe-- that's if i didn't get caught, of course. and if i got caught, it wouldn't be so bad...i mean, bitch got even more publicity and a sky rocketing stock price. damn. she's gotta write a book so i can pretend like i read it. let's think about the good things martha has done for the world. 1) she has further domesticated females and homosexuals. enough said. without her, men would be going home to wives that don't even know how to julliene pears or make stylish hats out of dead pigeons (*news flash* she's gluing plastic animals to picture frames now~ o martha! what more could i ask for?). she's a bitch who made her way to the top in a world ruled by men. my hat and mirkin go off to her.
everyone waited for her to crash and burn...and, well, she did. but now, there's no shame for Martha Stewartenitzbergenstein. if loving martha is wrong, then i don't wanna be right!
i'm about to eat my 3rd blood orange for the day. my biggest pet peeve: peeling them myself. the orange oils get all over my fingers and that bothers me.
in other news, i revamped my ipod with the new ipod case i got (thanks xtos). it's a hot pink plastic case that's about as kinky as gummy bear porn. i decided to completely delete everything off my ipod and just add the music i wanted. i had too much music on my ipod for show-- aka "look at me and how much cool and trendy music i have on my ipod!" we all know that when it comes down to it, all i want to listen to is peaches, M.I.A., O-zone, and kelis.
anyway, welcome back, martha. you, my dear, are a good thing.
when i grow up, can i be dr. 90210's Dr. Rey...well, minus the karate...and hispanic blood.
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