you put the kitsch in avant garde
hm...the hum drum of sophomore year lulls...
bad news of the day: i had 9 am class and i have a midterm on wednesday
good news of the day: last night, i got to the part in "Memoirs of a Geisha" when Sayuri's mizage is finally sold! yay for softcore literary porn. i will admit, however, that it certainly wasn't as well written as Anne Rice's The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, which, i might add, was a part of my literary canon at the ripe age of 7th grade (i know...that's not an age). who says 13 year olds are too young for brass anal beads and effing a coma-ed fairy tale characters?
it's probably the reason i ended up this way. *sigh*
life this week isn't as much as it is boring. problem sets here...problem sets there...sections...escorting...midterms. i'm just glad i only have 2 more midterms for which i need to study before my finals. see?? see how lame my life has become?? it's dwindled down to me blogging about my academic career.
speaking of which, i find out if i get my job in NYC tomorrow. i'm crossing my fingers, though i am modestly humble (<--is that overkill) about getting in...i'm assuming the worst, as all things i have applied to via Yale have been, well, unfruitful. worst comes to worst, i go back to nashvegas and make money at home in the lab. best comes to best, i go to NYC to stay in (ugh) Morningside Heights and enjoy the conveniences of the city...and closer access to clientel.
my new revelation for the day has been: NO MORE GOSSIPING. i get in way too much unsubstantiated trouble, for it is either A) i am too careless with my mouth (this is always unintentional) B) i just get in trouble because i am me C) i tell someone who is just too untrustworthy and outs me. too many times have i been blamed for something i didn't do, and when i explain myself and my alibi, i end up getting someone else/others in trouble instead. it's quite the double edged sword. i have limited my colloquial tongue from saying: "I heard" or "He/She/Heshe/Bitch said". i will, of course, use my own discretion...but gossip was soo 2004. i'm totally over it. besides, gossip itself is so much better when you can revel in it by yourself. and, shout out to lizzy g: i know...i need to get started on Gossip Girls II. does any one have Gossip Girls I?
and with that, bitches, i'm out like trout.
bad news of the day: i had 9 am class and i have a midterm on wednesday
good news of the day: last night, i got to the part in "Memoirs of a Geisha" when Sayuri's mizage is finally sold! yay for softcore literary porn. i will admit, however, that it certainly wasn't as well written as Anne Rice's The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, which, i might add, was a part of my literary canon at the ripe age of 7th grade (i know...that's not an age). who says 13 year olds are too young for brass anal beads and effing a coma-ed fairy tale characters?
it's probably the reason i ended up this way. *sigh*
life this week isn't as much as it is boring. problem sets here...problem sets there...sections...escorting...midterms. i'm just glad i only have 2 more midterms for which i need to study before my finals. see?? see how lame my life has become?? it's dwindled down to me blogging about my academic career.
speaking of which, i find out if i get my job in NYC tomorrow. i'm crossing my fingers, though i am modestly humble (<--is that overkill) about getting in...i'm assuming the worst, as all things i have applied to via Yale have been, well, unfruitful. worst comes to worst, i go back to nashvegas and make money at home in the lab. best comes to best, i go to NYC to stay in (ugh) Morningside Heights and enjoy the conveniences of the city...and closer access to clientel.
my new revelation for the day has been: NO MORE GOSSIPING. i get in way too much unsubstantiated trouble, for it is either A) i am too careless with my mouth (this is always unintentional) B) i just get in trouble because i am me C) i tell someone who is just too untrustworthy and outs me. too many times have i been blamed for something i didn't do, and when i explain myself and my alibi, i end up getting someone else/others in trouble instead. it's quite the double edged sword. i have limited my colloquial tongue from saying: "I heard" or "He/She/Heshe/Bitch said". i will, of course, use my own discretion...but gossip was soo 2004. i'm totally over it. besides, gossip itself is so much better when you can revel in it by yourself. and, shout out to lizzy g: i know...i need to get started on Gossip Girls II. does any one have Gossip Girls I?
and with that, bitches, i'm out like trout.
posted by Joe @ 9:45 PM
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