the birth of an addict...
o. this is just a funny memory of mine.
it was on the 8th grade band trip in middle school. i was but a young 13 year old chap, who had not experienced the lecherous delights of drugs, sex, and alcohol.
the next best thing for kids of my kind: caffeine.
so, one night, in order to show how "cool" i was, i chugged and entire pot of coffee that was steeped with tea bags.
ew. i know.
anyway, i kind of went nuts for about 30 minutes, before running to the bathroom and puking.
*and scene*
the lesson i learned: don't chug coffee and tea to be cool, because real cool people chug beer.
on that note, i'd like to mention that i finished my macro reading (200 some odd pages), made a delicious tea drink (jasmine tea + mint tea + hot water + cooch + passion fruit syrup + peach syrup = heaven = natalie portman's vagina in Closer.), and am departing the comforts of my porn-ridden computer for staceramma's, to watch EXTREME HOME MAKEOVERS!!!
it was on the 8th grade band trip in middle school. i was but a young 13 year old chap, who had not experienced the lecherous delights of drugs, sex, and alcohol.
the next best thing for kids of my kind: caffeine.
so, one night, in order to show how "cool" i was, i chugged and entire pot of coffee that was steeped with tea bags.
ew. i know.
anyway, i kind of went nuts for about 30 minutes, before running to the bathroom and puking.
*and scene*
the lesson i learned: don't chug coffee and tea to be cool, because real cool people chug beer.
on that note, i'd like to mention that i finished my macro reading (200 some odd pages), made a delicious tea drink (jasmine tea + mint tea + hot water + cooch + passion fruit syrup + peach syrup = heaven = natalie portman's vagina in Closer.), and am departing the comforts of my porn-ridden computer for staceramma's, to watch EXTREME HOME MAKEOVERS!!!
posted by Joe @ 4:51 PM
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