this has been...

THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!! like seriously.

i have gotten more "happy birthday" phone calls/messages/e-mails/e-cards/blow jobs than i ever have in my entire LIFE.

to everyone who took the time to message me and wish me a happy date of birth: i love you and you forever own a piece of my soul.

to those of you who forgot: it's ok, but i am praying for your demise.

wow. that's sad, huh? anyway...i owe it all to: thefacebook.com-- thank you for making my birthday something worth remembering. us summer-birthday-folk don't get too much credit for being born. i don't get credit at all, cus i was an accident. well, not a real accident. just a little one that got bigger...and bigger...and was finally born to a mother wiht an illigitimate father (Chairman Mao...jkjk).

anywho, today, went to work, had a shitload of contamination which set me back a WHOLE nother week. phooooey. ate some roll cake with the work gang, ate with fam at Carrabbas...my mom likes to take "Carrabbas" and change it to some botched "Corassonas" in funky english.

o- i love my family!

and i'm uber excited for my suprise birthday party at neenee's. best part is: neenee isn't there. bapple is house sitting...and throwing me a bday party.

let's have sex together.