how i had such a fucking horrible fucking terrible fucking no good fucking very fucking bad fucking day

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*breathe*

ok. so here's why i had such a bad day. to outsider's eyes, this is a very lame excuse for a bad day, but for me and my life that is my own sitcom, this was (as you can see) a bad fucking day.

here's all the bad things that happened in chronological order:

(1) i had to go to the dentist
(2) i have a jaw problem that cannot be fixed
(3) i have to get my wisdom teeth removed...when i am going to find time to do this, i know not.
(4) my FRET experiment in the lab didn't work
(5) i had someone else make my gel for an experiment (good thing) but the gel was fucked up (bad thing)
(6) i was an hour late getting to the FRET microscope and so someone turned it off thinking i wasn't going to come, so i had to start the whole thing up after waiting 15 minutes.
(7) i got to my car and for some fucking odd reason (considering i drove it at 10 in the morning), my car was dead. Why? because i left the lights on. Dubble Ewe Tee Eff, Mate?
(8) i was EBAY frauded for the first time in my life, when i haven't received my mini Ipod AND two other buyers rated him "BAD" just today
(9) i found out that by mailing my cashier's check via USPS Certified, it tells me WHEN they deliver...NOT when the guy picks up the item (ergo, the address was a PO Box, so he probably swiped the money)
(10) i lost my ATM card

GOOD THINGS:
(1) my mom found my ATM card on the lawn weeks ago, and gave it to my dad to hide
(2) my ipod that i ordered from apple.com has been shipped and will be here on the 12th
(3) tomorrow is the anniversary of my blog
(4) i went out for my first "run" today, and it feels good

QUID AGIS HODIE, MAGISTRA?

Male...(malissime...?)