bingin' like its 1999
so i went on a few binges today:
binge #1: downloading as much porn and oldies as i could humanly possible. i got some neil sedaka, "knock three times", "rose rose i love you"..."one is the lonliest number"..."Ass Masters 11" and "Ass Masters 19"..."so happy together"...it was good fun, and took me back to the days...
"back to the days?", you might be asking yourself.
yes. back to the days. back in the days when i used to ride in the car with the parentals on seemingly endless roadtrips to the deep south (alabama) to see my aunt and fam down there, the car ride was filled to the brim with soda pop, 3 year old candy that my dad liked to eat, preserved chinese foodlings, and oldies music...now, i'm not just talkin' some old music...i'm talking HARDCORE oldies...to the point of obscurity...to the point that there are many songs that won't even downloading because there's only one other person on the network that owns it...for example: neil sedaka's "one way ticket to the blues."
dammit- if i had my ipod, i could start listening right now, but the seller i won the ipod from on ebay is being a douche...he better respond before i cancel the check.
binge #2: trying to contact friends from Governor's school that i did in the summer of 2001. this included a lot of whitepage-ing, reverse phone number lookups and all that stalker jazz, but the person i wanted to get a hold of the most - Megan Walker - is not to be found. ahh! and its killing me.
i mean, i'm an easy person to track...i have a bajillion lettered last name so if you can spell that much, you can find me for the rest of my life...not to mention a distinct screen name and porno site. i mean, one kid i was trying to track lived in a city that doesn't even exist anymore...can you imagine that? sucks, huh.
anyway, i hope to be famous so that all these peeps will get a hold of me and we can have a huge orgy in some new york mansion like we did at camp...
binge #1: downloading as much porn and oldies as i could humanly possible. i got some neil sedaka, "knock three times", "rose rose i love you"..."one is the lonliest number"..."Ass Masters 11" and "Ass Masters 19"..."so happy together"...it was good fun, and took me back to the days...
"back to the days?", you might be asking yourself.
yes. back to the days. back in the days when i used to ride in the car with the parentals on seemingly endless roadtrips to the deep south (alabama) to see my aunt and fam down there, the car ride was filled to the brim with soda pop, 3 year old candy that my dad liked to eat, preserved chinese foodlings, and oldies music...now, i'm not just talkin' some old music...i'm talking HARDCORE oldies...to the point of obscurity...to the point that there are many songs that won't even downloading because there's only one other person on the network that owns it...for example: neil sedaka's "one way ticket to the blues."
dammit- if i had my ipod, i could start listening right now, but the seller i won the ipod from on ebay is being a douche...he better respond before i cancel the check.
binge #2: trying to contact friends from Governor's school that i did in the summer of 2001. this included a lot of whitepage-ing, reverse phone number lookups and all that stalker jazz, but the person i wanted to get a hold of the most - Megan Walker - is not to be found. ahh! and its killing me.
i mean, i'm an easy person to track...i have a bajillion lettered last name so if you can spell that much, you can find me for the rest of my life...not to mention a distinct screen name and porno site. i mean, one kid i was trying to track lived in a city that doesn't even exist anymore...can you imagine that? sucks, huh.
anyway, i hope to be famous so that all these peeps will get a hold of me and we can have a huge orgy in some new york mansion like we did at camp...
posted by Joe @ 5:50 AM
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