keeping up with the trends...
so, as promised, i have decided to write more in my blog...
...i do not know if this will hold true, but i'll promise as much as that time i said i'd take care of my half of the child support. is that a good thing or a bad thing, i do not know.
so last night, i spent it at helen's house, since her parentals were out of town, and requested a big strong man (erg...moi?) to stay in the house with her. our night was composed mostly of her writing her US History paper for summer school on the native americans and talking on the phone to high school friends. but i did get to take a "totally AZN" pic of us together!
today at work, i had a bit of a scare...as you can see. no worries: i do not have congenital SARS for being Chinese.
so i'm chillin in the lab like a villain, about to do a DNA digest...so i have to put a few tubes into a 37 degree celsius water bath...as i open the top of the bath, i notice the thermometer and say to myself "hm...why is this iat 90 degrees celsius?" due to the fact that the water level was extremely low, i was thinking that maybe all the heat got really concentrated (...like 30 degrees more concentrated...?), so i pulled out the thermometer and started shaking it to reset the mercury...BUT, it was moving really really slowly downward...so i shake some more, but all of a sudden, the mercury goes up. hmm...
so Yelena asks me why i'm shaking that think like a dog humping a leg, and i explain the story...she looks at the thermometer and says "'cus its broken."
thus there was a mercury scare in the lab, and i was hoping men in hot space suits would come save the day...unfortunately, the boss wasn't gonna have none of that, so she secretely called some services to come clean the beads of mercury in the water bath...hopefully, i don't have lovely ions of mercury chillin on my (well, one of my fave) fave shirt and jeans that are evaporating as we speak into my room and will cause my testicles to fall off and make a new tree ornament.
pray for me.
anyhow, as i was singing "blowing in the wind" to myself, i realized a huge mistake i have been making my entire life. is the chorus supposed to go: "the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind" as in "the answer is actually BLOWING into the wind..." like "BLOWING into a straw..." or "to blow into the wind" OR is the chorus saying "the answer is literally blowing in the wind" as in "the answer, which is blowing in the wind..." does that make sense? please post answers so i can sleep soundly tonite.
BTW: frankie on "2 Punk Rock 4 This: the Real World San Diego Reunion" is still a freak. why did this season suck so much? GOD i hate stupid people. at least brad is 8 inches, stacked, right? HA.
and, another side note, HOW GOOD IS "BLOW OUT" ON BRAVO? god i love bravo reality TV...whether its show biz moms and dads or the restaurant, bravo is the shit.
...i do not know if this will hold true, but i'll promise as much as that time i said i'd take care of my half of the child support. is that a good thing or a bad thing, i do not know.
so last night, i spent it at helen's house, since her parentals were out of town, and requested a big strong man (erg...moi?) to stay in the house with her. our night was composed mostly of her writing her US History paper for summer school on the native americans and talking on the phone to high school friends. but i did get to take a "totally AZN" pic of us together!
today at work, i had a bit of a scare...as you can see. no worries: i do not have congenital SARS for being Chinese.
so i'm chillin in the lab like a villain, about to do a DNA digest...so i have to put a few tubes into a 37 degree celsius water bath...as i open the top of the bath, i notice the thermometer and say to myself "hm...why is this iat 90 degrees celsius?" due to the fact that the water level was extremely low, i was thinking that maybe all the heat got really concentrated (...like 30 degrees more concentrated...?), so i pulled out the thermometer and started shaking it to reset the mercury...BUT, it was moving really really slowly downward...so i shake some more, but all of a sudden, the mercury goes up. hmm...
so Yelena asks me why i'm shaking that think like a dog humping a leg, and i explain the story...she looks at the thermometer and says "'cus its broken."
thus there was a mercury scare in the lab, and i was hoping men in hot space suits would come save the day...unfortunately, the boss wasn't gonna have none of that, so she secretely called some services to come clean the beads of mercury in the water bath...hopefully, i don't have lovely ions of mercury chillin on my (well, one of my fave) fave shirt and jeans that are evaporating as we speak into my room and will cause my testicles to fall off and make a new tree ornament.
pray for me.
anyhow, as i was singing "blowing in the wind" to myself, i realized a huge mistake i have been making my entire life. is the chorus supposed to go: "the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind" as in "the answer is actually BLOWING into the wind..." like "BLOWING into a straw..." or "to blow into the wind" OR is the chorus saying "the answer is literally blowing in the wind" as in "the answer, which is blowing in the wind..." does that make sense? please post answers so i can sleep soundly tonite.
BTW: frankie on "2 Punk Rock 4 This: the Real World San Diego Reunion" is still a freak. why did this season suck so much? GOD i hate stupid people. at least brad is 8 inches, stacked, right? HA.
and, another side note, HOW GOOD IS "BLOW OUT" ON BRAVO? god i love bravo reality TV...whether its show biz moms and dads or the restaurant, bravo is the shit.
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