die ashley simpson, die

is it just me or does the idea of "lightly scented kotex pads" not sound very titillating.

ladies?

i mean, you can smell like chamomile, aloe vera, or lavender. how fucked up is that? lord knows i wish i could wake up in the morning to the fresh scent of chamomile slowly permeating from my youthful cha cha.

periods suck. i'm sorry all you bitches gotta deal with them. periods suck and they are gross and are messy and bloody. in the words of a famous nsync song, "god should've spent a little more time on you...and fixing up that that monthly nonsense." god must've been super pissed off when he made ya'll.

and you have to bear children.

and don't you hate people who spell "acceptable" as "exceptable"?? you must have no education to write something, "all i am asking for is a little exceptance. i just want to be and feel excepted. can you just except me?"

haha