whoops

...so i neglected you for a bit...my bad.
 
AND: OMG...Blogger got all revamped and easier to type with!! CHECK IT! i can do italics.
 
this is totally the shit.
 
am i a bad person if, yesterday, i ate:

• A McDonald's Number 5 Chicken McNugget Meal
• A McDonald's 6 piece Chicken McNugget Mighty Kids Meal
• Two Krystal Chics

...i ate them all within 3 hours of each other...and damn...it was sooo yummy -- minus the tummy aches post-devouring the entire heart-attack-in-a-meal. i feel good though. in fact, i feel better than ever!!

so as soon as i get home, i hear my dad mumbling in the background about how "chip (my dog) is soooo crazy." and he walks into the bathroom as if he's about to give chip a bath. i walk into the bathroom, and see my dad tempering the water making sure the temperature is alright, and chip is sitting there with his leash on, wagging his little clipped tail, smiling as if he was SOOO happy with himself.

i asked my dad what happened.

my dad's reply: "chip rolled in poo poo."

my reply: "OMG! that's sooo gross. chip you are a freak! was it his own poo?"

dad: "no. it was someone elses. he just walk up there and smell it and roll in it and is sooo happy."

chip, meanwhile, is still wagging his tail and smiling. i wish i could've capture that KODAK moment. it was soo me in third grade-- rolling in poo and all.

anyway, on another note, work has been wonderful. though its been a bit unproductive and my morale has been somewhat in the gutter, i've had a newfound motivation to work: i only have 3 weeks to prove that my boss's grant will not have been a waste (e.g. if i dont' get any where, my boss is shitouttaluck and will have shat her grant away for nothing). i've been coming up with new ideas for what i am working with, and i've been bathing in compliments by my boss and my microscope teacher about how smart i am.

its just what i like to hear.

i love yale. HERE IS MY OFFICIAL WELCOME, AND "FUCK ME", TO THE C/O 08, NOW APPEARING ON THE YALE FACEBOOK. YES, THE ORIGINAL YALE FACEBOOK. NOT THAT CHEAP ASS "THEFACEBOOK.COM" BULL SHIEIIEAT. and no, c/o 08, i haven't totally gone through the entire 08 facebook with my friends on teh telephone, talking about who's "hot" and who's "not" and googleing the hotties' names to find out what they will be doing, what they've done, where they live, and if they have a past history in the amateur sex business. that doens't make me sound suspicious, does it?

there are soo many hotties (i calculated about 1 in 10) that i can't wait to tap. you better watch out, bitches-- or i'll cut ya up!

so, last nite, me and the boys and robyn and laura had our usual circle jerk in the park followed by a brief session of "dip dip."

that's just the boys, getting ready for the big "game." warming up is important!
 
me and the gals being "doable," which is a usual for us.

me just pulling a "christi hall", if you will.
 
and this is me as a BURRRITTTTO. don't you want to eat me and have the runs as you shit me out?
 
everyone being beautiful again!

i still love my ipod. it makes me exercise and shit. i can't wait to get "physical" at school...with something other than myself (that something referring to exercise).