...dearest fans...

i will be on leave for the next week or so...

i am leaving for Destin, FL in two hours, so if you need me (and by "need" i mean WANT), call my celly.

until then: don't hate, fornicate.

and james gandolfini: for your more intimate posts, click the "Make Fun of Me!" commenting link at the bottom of the entry, and leave your comments there. i'll keep you entertained. tramp.