WHAT I'M GOING TO BE WHEN I GROW UP...

JOB PREDICTOR

** My last name is with held with fear of being stalked by myslef**

Joe A.............., Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen. (<---what the fuck is Aberdeen?)
Joseph A.............., Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (<---what the fuck is a Permanent Temp?)
JoePingPong, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
Zhou Zhong Wang, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster. (that's my chinese name!)
Greens Farms, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.
Joe Joe A..............., Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. (<---hehehe...the gun sounds chiill to me...)