every once in a blue moon...
so, every once in a blue moon, i give "Sawah", as i call her, a chance to blab on my blog. Here is her post:
In other news, I’d like to expound on a point that’s near and dear. Whilst I admit that this theme has been taken up by so many (and with such great skill—and results!), I’ve been thinking about it for some time, and I do want to try my hand at it. Hence, the theme for today:
CANADA (AND CANADIANS) SUCK SO MUCH
Disclaimer: There are exceptions. I like Mike Myers, so sue me. And Matt C and Pat B are gifts from our Neighbor to the North. Excepting these, I continue with my theme.
The first issue, obviously, is the flag. Oh, the flag. Let’s just say that when your closest aesthetic equivalent is Lebanon, you’ve got a problem.
Worse than the flag is the latitude. I currently reside in Connecticut. I am from Philadelphia. Connecticut is far, far too cold. Philadelphia is often too cold. It therefore goes without saying that anything colder than Connecticut is just not okay. Seeing as Canada is located higher in latitude than Connecticut is, it would stand to reason that Canada is even colder, and ergo, sucks that much more.
The next issue I have is with this whole British-rule thing. Admittedly, I don’t know much about it. But from what I do know, I gather they still are, like, ruled by the Queen. Note to Canada: Guys, monarchy? So passé. Get with it.
Alanis Morrissette.
Canadian bacon is far inferior to the real thing.
You know what else is so obnoxious? Canadian pride. It’s so over, and so obviously overcompensation. Oh, yeah, they’re so insulted when people think they’re from the US. Wah wah wah. You want to seem more Canadian, step up the accent, eh?
The new Bachelor, Jesse Palmer, is obnoxious, a slut, a shitty shitty football player, and Canadian.
The fact that so many of them live right next to the border is wildly amusing. “Nuh uh, we don’t want to live in the US,” they say, as they hug the fence.
The Canadian national anthem is only slightly better than Sacha Baron Cohen’s (as Borat Sagdiyev) rendition of the Kazakh national anthem (you down with Ali G? Yeah, you know me!). Very slightly.
Bryan Adams.
Thank you all, and have a good night.
In other news, I’d like to expound on a point that’s near and dear. Whilst I admit that this theme has been taken up by so many (and with such great skill—and results!), I’ve been thinking about it for some time, and I do want to try my hand at it. Hence, the theme for today:
CANADA (AND CANADIANS) SUCK SO MUCH
Disclaimer: There are exceptions. I like Mike Myers, so sue me. And Matt C and Pat B are gifts from our Neighbor to the North. Excepting these, I continue with my theme.
The first issue, obviously, is the flag. Oh, the flag. Let’s just say that when your closest aesthetic equivalent is Lebanon, you’ve got a problem.
Worse than the flag is the latitude. I currently reside in Connecticut. I am from Philadelphia. Connecticut is far, far too cold. Philadelphia is often too cold. It therefore goes without saying that anything colder than Connecticut is just not okay. Seeing as Canada is located higher in latitude than Connecticut is, it would stand to reason that Canada is even colder, and ergo, sucks that much more.
The next issue I have is with this whole British-rule thing. Admittedly, I don’t know much about it. But from what I do know, I gather they still are, like, ruled by the Queen. Note to Canada: Guys, monarchy? So passé. Get with it.
Alanis Morrissette.
Canadian bacon is far inferior to the real thing.
You know what else is so obnoxious? Canadian pride. It’s so over, and so obviously overcompensation. Oh, yeah, they’re so insulted when people think they’re from the US. Wah wah wah. You want to seem more Canadian, step up the accent, eh?
The new Bachelor, Jesse Palmer, is obnoxious, a slut, a shitty shitty football player, and Canadian.
The fact that so many of them live right next to the border is wildly amusing. “Nuh uh, we don’t want to live in the US,” they say, as they hug the fence.
The Canadian national anthem is only slightly better than Sacha Baron Cohen’s (as Borat Sagdiyev) rendition of the Kazakh national anthem (you down with Ali G? Yeah, you know me!). Very slightly.
Bryan Adams.
Thank you all, and have a good night.
posted by Joe @ 9:14 AM
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