YO YO YO
wow.
tonite was fucking off the fucking hook.
fucking fuck fuck. two thumbs up for ROCKSTAR+VODKA and JUNGLE JUICE.
I have GOT to give a shout out to all my bros lost in South Central--like Di Bass-- WHA-WHAT!! this one's for you: "ain't no shame baby do yo thang, just as long as you ahead of the game..." and here's one for Ollie: "you might be a cocky fuck, but i'll still be your friend. you might not be able to body roll correctly, but i'll still be your friend. you might know Jude Law's half-brother, AND THAT'S THE FUCKING REASON WHY I'M STILL YOUR FRIEND. :)"
what other shout outs could i give? hmm...
Alright. In the effort to have more people leave comments/tags on my blog, i have come up with a plan.
IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT/POST, I WILL WRITE A MINI BLURB ON HOW COOL YOU ARE...REGARDLESS IF I KNOW YOU OR NOT.
PLEASE, PEOPLE. DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR THE STARVING CHILDREN IN CHINA. DO IT FOR ELIAN GONZALES.
in addition, tonite was psycho. i'm going to miss everyone...my fellow freshmen!! don't go anywhere, okay? I can't wait to see you all again next year. i would quote Vitamin C's graduation song ("as we go on...we remember...all the times we...spent together) but that would be trashy because, ya know what, Vitamic C IS TRASH. just be glad that piece of shit didn't come to spring fling...not that third eye blind was any better. can we say 7th grade?
i'm horny.
anyway, i'm pretty much phucked b/c i didn't get crackin on finding a freshman counselor until today...and today is the deadline (it's already 3:10 in the morning). whatever. LIFE'S A BITCH, and THEN WE DIE. in the long run, does it really matter?
IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL SHOUT OUT ON MY BLOG, JUST LEAVE A COMMENT/TAG...AND I GUARANTEE, YOU WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR PIECE OF ASS ALL OVER YALE CAMPUS.
tonite was fucking off the fucking hook.
fucking fuck fuck. two thumbs up for ROCKSTAR+VODKA and JUNGLE JUICE.
I have GOT to give a shout out to all my bros lost in South Central--like Di Bass-- WHA-WHAT!! this one's for you: "ain't no shame baby do yo thang, just as long as you ahead of the game..." and here's one for Ollie: "you might be a cocky fuck, but i'll still be your friend. you might not be able to body roll correctly, but i'll still be your friend. you might know Jude Law's half-brother, AND THAT'S THE FUCKING REASON WHY I'M STILL YOUR FRIEND. :)"
what other shout outs could i give? hmm...
Alright. In the effort to have more people leave comments/tags on my blog, i have come up with a plan.
IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT/POST, I WILL WRITE A MINI BLURB ON HOW COOL YOU ARE...REGARDLESS IF I KNOW YOU OR NOT.
PLEASE, PEOPLE. DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR THE STARVING CHILDREN IN CHINA. DO IT FOR ELIAN GONZALES.
in addition, tonite was psycho. i'm going to miss everyone...my fellow freshmen!! don't go anywhere, okay? I can't wait to see you all again next year. i would quote Vitamin C's graduation song ("as we go on...we remember...all the times we...spent together) but that would be trashy because, ya know what, Vitamic C IS TRASH. just be glad that piece of shit didn't come to spring fling...not that third eye blind was any better. can we say 7th grade?
i'm horny.
anyway, i'm pretty much phucked b/c i didn't get crackin on finding a freshman counselor until today...and today is the deadline (it's already 3:10 in the morning). whatever. LIFE'S A BITCH, and THEN WE DIE. in the long run, does it really matter?
IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL SHOUT OUT ON MY BLOG, JUST LEAVE A COMMENT/TAG...AND I GUARANTEE, YOU WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR PIECE OF ASS ALL OVER YALE CAMPUS.
posted by Joe @ 12:16 AM
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