whoops...i did it again...
yeah.
i went out on a thursday night, but this time, there was NO rendezvous with the porcelain princess, and NO puking...but there was the whole "waking up in a another person's room and trudging back home to sleep in all my clothes and shoes in my bed." but hey!--not so bad for my second night out. what did i do? well, i went to Viva's, did a little tequila, went to Olde Blue, did a little socializing and snapping KRap's bra with one hand (don't ask...) and cock blocking this guy who tried to use the "it's my birthday" line on a bunch of girls...when his birthday ended at midnite. *sad*
$ described Olde Blue as a conglomeration of Yale's High Society, and i, of course, had to agree...only because i was there and knew a good bunch of people, and, ergo, my self esteem was boosted for about 20 minutes until i took that hit of X in the bathroom and snorted a line of coke...and it all went down hill from there. but look on the bright side...at least i'm not pregnant like last time!
here's why i am a bad person:
the otherday, i think it was wednesday, i went to take a psych experiment test for money (kind of like that i time i did that thing for money, minus the open blisters and urinary tract infection). so i went down to the place, took the test and turned it in in about 30 minutes (since you all know i'm a quick guy), and expected the 10 bucks in my hand for the test.
instead, to my dismay, i only received 5 bucks b/c the test was 10 bucks per HOUR. not per TEST like most of the other ones. needless to say, i was shocked. the last time i was this shocked, or more like "was shocked" was when that strange man did that thing with his two fingers and this thing with his pinky...anyway, i asked her "o. well, that was quick. do you have any other tests?" and she was like "uh...yeah. we do. it will take 2 hours. would you like to take it though" and i was like "HELLS YES!!" so i sat in the computer booth, waited for her to leave, started the test...and then took a nap, shat in a basket, did some homework, quickly answered all the questions without even thinking...and before i knew it, it had taken me 2 hours and 20 minutes to the take the test...which equaled in 27 dollars for me!!!!
in essence, i stalled in order to make more money. i left that room with 30 some bucks in my pocket, for doing nothing but click some buttons and finish some homework and take a nap.
i am so smart. wouldn't you agree?? that's why i want to rule the world...and get money by stalling...
tonite, i should stay in a work, but i'll probably just m-bate and runamuck around my room.
i went out on a thursday night, but this time, there was NO rendezvous with the porcelain princess, and NO puking...but there was the whole "waking up in a another person's room and trudging back home to sleep in all my clothes and shoes in my bed." but hey!--not so bad for my second night out. what did i do? well, i went to Viva's, did a little tequila, went to Olde Blue, did a little socializing and snapping KRap's bra with one hand (don't ask...) and cock blocking this guy who tried to use the "it's my birthday" line on a bunch of girls...when his birthday ended at midnite. *sad*
$ described Olde Blue as a conglomeration of Yale's High Society, and i, of course, had to agree...only because i was there and knew a good bunch of people, and, ergo, my self esteem was boosted for about 20 minutes until i took that hit of X in the bathroom and snorted a line of coke...and it all went down hill from there. but look on the bright side...at least i'm not pregnant like last time!
here's why i am a bad person:
the otherday, i think it was wednesday, i went to take a psych experiment test for money (kind of like that i time i did that thing for money, minus the open blisters and urinary tract infection). so i went down to the place, took the test and turned it in in about 30 minutes (since you all know i'm a quick guy), and expected the 10 bucks in my hand for the test.
instead, to my dismay, i only received 5 bucks b/c the test was 10 bucks per HOUR. not per TEST like most of the other ones. needless to say, i was shocked. the last time i was this shocked, or more like "was shocked" was when that strange man did that thing with his two fingers and this thing with his pinky...anyway, i asked her "o. well, that was quick. do you have any other tests?" and she was like "uh...yeah. we do. it will take 2 hours. would you like to take it though" and i was like "HELLS YES!!" so i sat in the computer booth, waited for her to leave, started the test...and then took a nap, shat in a basket, did some homework, quickly answered all the questions without even thinking...and before i knew it, it had taken me 2 hours and 20 minutes to the take the test...which equaled in 27 dollars for me!!!!
in essence, i stalled in order to make more money. i left that room with 30 some bucks in my pocket, for doing nothing but click some buttons and finish some homework and take a nap.
i am so smart. wouldn't you agree?? that's why i want to rule the world...and get money by stalling...
tonite, i should stay in a work, but i'll probably just m-bate and runamuck around my room.
posted by Joe @ 10:30 AM
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