I AM JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION

don't look at me. i'm fat.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

...boy you said you gotta girl, yeeea it's true you gotta man...

so. i'm back. back up and in action at Yale Universitayyyy.

i don't know whether to be excited or mortally depressed. i shall choose the latter.

why does my school suck so much? why? I HAAAATE it HERE!!

haha. just kidding. nah. i'm glad to be back. it's just that it's white outside...whiter than neenee's left thigh...because they got snow up here. damn yankees! anywhoo, i'm both mildly excited and scared (much of the same feelings i had when Father John did that thing to me...) of the school year getting started again. partially because:
A) April 16 Multivariable Calculus midtern
B) April 20 10-page paper on Nashville written
C) April 22 Mine-deactivating robot due

so, my ass is going to be raped multiple times until school gets out...but once it's all said and *done*, i'll be smooth sailin' into summer vacay!...which will include a trip to San Francisco, a summer lab job at Vanderbilt, a blow job from Seniorita Rosario, and a trip to Tibet...(not Tibet, Idaho. the actual cuntry). what more could a young girl ask for? (besides a rim job from Maury Povich and a million bucks from Mr. Watanabe...)

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