OMG...GUESS WHAT HAPPENED...RUSS
To ESPN: one word. Zimababwe.
WAL-MART KICKED ASSSSSSS AT THE SIMULATION!!
i kicked some ass representing wal-mart...in fact, i kicked so much ass that the CEO of Related Urban asked, "do you actually work for Wal-Mart?", to which i replied, "i'm sure with Garvin's help...i can make that a reality!", to which the class responded with a round of applause, blow jobs and free drugs.
it was the highlight of my night, and by night, i mean life.
my life isn't really that exciting.
anyway, today is a thursday night, and i am planning on doing a little blindy blindy and getting a little drunky drunky if not chasing the dragony chasing the dragony.
sportscenter is addicted to winning on poker. if anyone would like invest, please contact me. he will play for percentage of profit.
anywhoo. i applied for all these psychology studies last night. i hope to be rollin in the dough soon. in fact, i am getting an MRI for 40 bucks. doesn't that rock?? and i am performing services at Roxy on saturday for even more cash. well, not really, but you get my drift.
THANK G-D (as the "o so religious" Bookie would spell it) TOMORROW IS FRIDAY.
btw, n8 at his shit today when mattack, stacerrama and me pulled the prank of the century on him. this prank involved me going to lunch with n8, going back to his room, and n8 happens to walk in on mattack and stacerrama getting it on like donkey kong (and i'm talking like GETTING IT ON!) on his bed. anyway, n8 was shocked, i left and then mattack left and then stacerrama and n8 had some heartfelt discussion where staceramma confessed that she and mattack had been hooking up for 4 weeks. anyway, it was good shit.
fucker!
anyway, x-tian complained about not having enough shout outs. so here we go: x-tian, x-tian, X-TIAN, X-TIAN!!!
btw, i love my suitemates. they are the coolest ever. any girls who want to get with them, please let me know. through a brief screening process through me, i plan on maximizing their hook ups for being the coolest ever.
btw, sorry sportscenter if i jammed your printer. i didn't do it on purpose...or so you think...
last night, sportscenter's Harvard Westlake-ian three-chic-clique friends came over, and i made some new friends/lovers. i must admit, LA girls are the shit. (Joanie, of course, is THE shit.) all i heard from the girls was: "OMG! SPORTSCENTER...YOU ARE SOO SMART!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES AND BE YOUR CONCUBINE!!" he's used to it though.
i'd best be out. i can't wait to see Luke die on the OC next week. hehe. and the real life Luke (yeah x-tian, you know who i'm talking about) at Roxy.
WAL-MART KICKED ASSSSSSS AT THE SIMULATION!!
i kicked some ass representing wal-mart...in fact, i kicked so much ass that the CEO of Related Urban asked, "do you actually work for Wal-Mart?", to which i replied, "i'm sure with Garvin's help...i can make that a reality!", to which the class responded with a round of applause, blow jobs and free drugs.
it was the highlight of my night, and by night, i mean life.
my life isn't really that exciting.
anyway, today is a thursday night, and i am planning on doing a little blindy blindy and getting a little drunky drunky if not chasing the dragony chasing the dragony.
sportscenter is addicted to winning on poker. if anyone would like invest, please contact me. he will play for percentage of profit.
anywhoo. i applied for all these psychology studies last night. i hope to be rollin in the dough soon. in fact, i am getting an MRI for 40 bucks. doesn't that rock?? and i am performing services at Roxy on saturday for even more cash. well, not really, but you get my drift.
THANK G-D (as the "o so religious" Bookie would spell it) TOMORROW IS FRIDAY.
btw, n8 at his shit today when mattack, stacerrama and me pulled the prank of the century on him. this prank involved me going to lunch with n8, going back to his room, and n8 happens to walk in on mattack and stacerrama getting it on like donkey kong (and i'm talking like GETTING IT ON!) on his bed. anyway, n8 was shocked, i left and then mattack left and then stacerrama and n8 had some heartfelt discussion where staceramma confessed that she and mattack had been hooking up for 4 weeks. anyway, it was good shit.
fucker!
anyway, x-tian complained about not having enough shout outs. so here we go: x-tian, x-tian, X-TIAN, X-TIAN!!!
btw, i love my suitemates. they are the coolest ever. any girls who want to get with them, please let me know. through a brief screening process through me, i plan on maximizing their hook ups for being the coolest ever.
btw, sorry sportscenter if i jammed your printer. i didn't do it on purpose...or so you think...
last night, sportscenter's Harvard Westlake-ian three-chic-clique friends came over, and i made some new friends/lovers. i must admit, LA girls are the shit. (Joanie, of course, is THE shit.) all i heard from the girls was: "OMG! SPORTSCENTER...YOU ARE SOO SMART!! I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES AND BE YOUR CONCUBINE!!" he's used to it though.
i'd best be out. i can't wait to see Luke die on the OC next week. hehe. and the real life Luke (yeah x-tian, you know who i'm talking about) at Roxy.
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