isn't it funny...? this feeling inside...
wow. so, at first, i was thinking that i was getting more and more hits per day because, well, i'm popular like that. in the words of froggy, i'm "yale high society" and, ergo, people would visit my blog.
then i realized this sick, twisted, and mild titillating fact: if you search "XXX free kinky porn XXX" on yahoo (go ahead, try it!), my site...YES, i said it...MY SITE will be the first at the top.
so the dramatic increase in blog viewers are porno seeking consumers, looking for "free kinky porn" flanked by a couple emphatic "xxx's" on the left and right hand sides (think queer eye for the straight guy and the two other queers flanking carson in the middle...mind you i said FLANKING, not flogging).
anywho, life is wonderful, especially since i finished my ten page paper. i got some commentary on it from my TA, Gordy, and it all looks pretty good. i noticed a few strange stains on the paper, but i'm guessing they were bits of food...unless someone was trying to "paint the ceiling"...if you get my drift (wink wink, nudge nudge).
i haven't been writing on my blog lately on the weekends. partially because A) i don't wake up until 5 in the evening B) i was really too faded to remember what happened C) i am illiterate, in fact, i actually hired a small monkey to type my blog for me as i speak my sentences--in return for the service, i provide him with a warm place to stay, and left over nuts and berries from dinner. ever since i discovered the beauties of "zantac" (in case you are not familiar and/or cultured enough, zantac is the remedy for the AZN flush), i've been drinking and smoking much more...ya know, to be cool and stuff...and to make new friends and to look really cool and sexy and stuff like that. i do feel bad in a way, because i am a non-smoking control group for a scientific study. o well, as long as i get my 120 bucks, i'm all good. MWAHAH!!
so today is BULL DOG DAYS. for the other 91% of the applied population that could not get into Yale, even if they wanted to (hehe...like my entire high school), its the admitted students day when all the prefrosh come over from all over the world, get naked, and have a huge orgy in the middle of Old Campus, while chanting in sync at the large inflated bull dog in the middle of the yard. all the prefrosh are soo cute and smelly!!
actually, i havent' seen any cute ones yet. we didn't get any prefrosh to house with us because, to be honest, i'm too much of a control freak, in that i would take it very personally if the prefrosh did not decide to come here. THAT'S how much i love my school. granted, in 3 more years i'll be 200 K in debt, it is all worth it in the end because Yale is the shit...so take a whiff. Yale is all that really matters in the world. i know, call me modest, but yale rocks. and all other educational institutions or sad sad excuses for them (cough...college of charleston) will never be able to add up to the wonders and powers that are YALE.
all hail to the great YALE UNIVERSITY. we might be in a shit box, but DAMN we rock.
it's crazy to think that one years to this day, when i was 17 years old, had yet to hit puberty and still watched powerpuff girls, that i could be where i am now. *sigh of relief* life is good.
to all other people at all other schools...there is one thing that i can say to you all:
sorry.
;)
here's a little game for you all. in all of these questions, for 3 of the questions, the answer is "NOT ME"; for all others, the answer is me. have fun, loves.
WHO CALLED THE COPS ON A PARTY THIS WEEKEND?
WHO WANTS TO SMOKE OPIUM AFTER LEARNING HOW TO SAY IT IN CHINESE?
WHO ATE A CUPCAKE THAT FELL ON THE GROUND?
WHO DEALT A DIME BAG OF GONJA?
WHO FELL ASLEEP ON ANOTHER PERSON'S COUCH...AGAIN?
WHO M-BATED ON SOMEONE?
WHO STOLE A BOTTLE OF VODKA FROM A PARTY?
WHO IS GOING OUT TONITE TO GET TRASHED?
WHO TRIED HIS/HER FIRST HIT OF X?
WHO IS SAD THAT THE YEAR IS ALMOST DONE?
WHO CAUSED SOME MAJOR DRAMA BECAUSE HE/SHE IS A LOUD MOUTH?
then i realized this sick, twisted, and mild titillating fact: if you search "XXX free kinky porn XXX" on yahoo (go ahead, try it!), my site...YES, i said it...MY SITE will be the first at the top.
so the dramatic increase in blog viewers are porno seeking consumers, looking for "free kinky porn" flanked by a couple emphatic "xxx's" on the left and right hand sides (think queer eye for the straight guy and the two other queers flanking carson in the middle...mind you i said FLANKING, not flogging).
anywho, life is wonderful, especially since i finished my ten page paper. i got some commentary on it from my TA, Gordy, and it all looks pretty good. i noticed a few strange stains on the paper, but i'm guessing they were bits of food...unless someone was trying to "paint the ceiling"...if you get my drift (wink wink, nudge nudge).
i haven't been writing on my blog lately on the weekends. partially because A) i don't wake up until 5 in the evening B) i was really too faded to remember what happened C) i am illiterate, in fact, i actually hired a small monkey to type my blog for me as i speak my sentences--in return for the service, i provide him with a warm place to stay, and left over nuts and berries from dinner. ever since i discovered the beauties of "zantac" (in case you are not familiar and/or cultured enough, zantac is the remedy for the AZN flush), i've been drinking and smoking much more...ya know, to be cool and stuff...and to make new friends and to look really cool and sexy and stuff like that. i do feel bad in a way, because i am a non-smoking control group for a scientific study. o well, as long as i get my 120 bucks, i'm all good. MWAHAH!!
so today is BULL DOG DAYS. for the other 91% of the applied population that could not get into Yale, even if they wanted to (hehe...like my entire high school), its the admitted students day when all the prefrosh come over from all over the world, get naked, and have a huge orgy in the middle of Old Campus, while chanting in sync at the large inflated bull dog in the middle of the yard. all the prefrosh are soo cute and smelly!!
actually, i havent' seen any cute ones yet. we didn't get any prefrosh to house with us because, to be honest, i'm too much of a control freak, in that i would take it very personally if the prefrosh did not decide to come here. THAT'S how much i love my school. granted, in 3 more years i'll be 200 K in debt, it is all worth it in the end because Yale is the shit...so take a whiff. Yale is all that really matters in the world. i know, call me modest, but yale rocks. and all other educational institutions or sad sad excuses for them (cough...college of charleston) will never be able to add up to the wonders and powers that are YALE.
all hail to the great YALE UNIVERSITY. we might be in a shit box, but DAMN we rock.
it's crazy to think that one years to this day, when i was 17 years old, had yet to hit puberty and still watched powerpuff girls, that i could be where i am now. *sigh of relief* life is good.
to all other people at all other schools...there is one thing that i can say to you all:
sorry.
;)
here's a little game for you all. in all of these questions, for 3 of the questions, the answer is "NOT ME"; for all others, the answer is me. have fun, loves.
WHO CALLED THE COPS ON A PARTY THIS WEEKEND?
WHO WANTS TO SMOKE OPIUM AFTER LEARNING HOW TO SAY IT IN CHINESE?
WHO ATE A CUPCAKE THAT FELL ON THE GROUND?
WHO DEALT A DIME BAG OF GONJA?
WHO FELL ASLEEP ON ANOTHER PERSON'S COUCH...AGAIN?
WHO M-BATED ON SOMEONE?
WHO STOLE A BOTTLE OF VODKA FROM A PARTY?
WHO IS GOING OUT TONITE TO GET TRASHED?
WHO TRIED HIS/HER FIRST HIT OF X?
WHO IS SAD THAT THE YEAR IS ALMOST DONE?
WHO CAUSED SOME MAJOR DRAMA BECAUSE HE/SHE IS A LOUD MOUTH?
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