OMG...put me to sleep, Dr. Kevorkian...
ok. so its 4 fucking 17 in the morning...and i have realized how FUCKING FUCKED i am. I AM SO GODDAMN FUCKED RIGHT NOW, it hurts to even think about it. my day was completely (fudge)packed with shit!!...(gross...that came out really badly...)
i woke up...went to chinese...ate lunch and took a shower...went to mechanical engineering...went to independent study...went to the library...went to a math review session...went to dinner...killed a puppy...went back to my room...finished study of the city population charts and bibliography...AND i managed to study a teensy weensy bit of math...i'm talking bapple teensy weensy, mind you, so let's just say that it wasn't very much.
...best part...tomorrow is going to be even worse. i have my Study of the City paper due and a math midterm on Wednesday...not to mention shit loads of chinese.
but who am i kidding? i just remembered. its stresses like these that keep me going--they keep me excited, plantonically speaking of course...the adrenaline rush...the energy...the lack of sleep; I, Joe Afinyanafongs, am a Yale Varsity Studier. it is my gift...it is my curse...
i am soo excited for rooming next semester in the G-Spot...this year, i had the V-spot...and next year, if we are lucky, i'll be livin in the G-spot with the illiest gang evah to hit the east coast...TIIIGHT...tighter than Sawah's you know (t)whaaaat....
a few bothersome notes:
yale's latest creation, Yale Today, has made itself my biggest pet peeve. aside from being a direct manifestation of how "high school" my school can be, it includes polls in the "voting booth" section with such topics and riveting questions as:
*Hottest girl in the freshman class
*No...really...the hottest girl in the freshman class
*The OFFICIAL hottest girl in the freshman class
*The hottest Guys
*Biggest Eurotrash
*Who should take over the world and beat fags?
*Who's the biggest whore in Farnham?
*Who should just come out of the closet?
Some of these topics are earth-shaterringly mind blowing...they really get you to think, especially "Who should take over the world and beat fags?" it's such a poetic question, that not only stirs the mind, but also the soul in the emotion it is able to conjure...the faint acquiesense of the vowels against the harsh consonance of "fag" is inspirational...so tense and yet so beautiful.
actually, WHO THE FUCK ASKS SUCH A DUMB FUCKING QUESTION.
biggest whore in farnham? who should just come out of the closet? tacky as it may seem, yale has done it this time. i hope that people have their kicks and their good fun...b/c it is at the expense of others. FUN is always FUN...and i'm the least PC person to exist on this planet, but to create a public poll for public mockery of a single person or person(s) is not cool...that's what we did in high school.
grow the fuck up.
and, as i told Mr. Davies, if the purpose of the site is to make money through advertisers, maybe he and his friends should rememeber: FAGS HAVE MONEY, TOO.
i woke up...went to chinese...ate lunch and took a shower...went to mechanical engineering...went to independent study...went to the library...went to a math review session...went to dinner...killed a puppy...went back to my room...finished study of the city population charts and bibliography...AND i managed to study a teensy weensy bit of math...i'm talking bapple teensy weensy, mind you, so let's just say that it wasn't very much.
...best part...tomorrow is going to be even worse. i have my Study of the City paper due and a math midterm on Wednesday...not to mention shit loads of chinese.
but who am i kidding? i just remembered. its stresses like these that keep me going--they keep me excited, plantonically speaking of course...the adrenaline rush...the energy...the lack of sleep; I, Joe Afinyanafongs, am a Yale Varsity Studier. it is my gift...it is my curse...
i am soo excited for rooming next semester in the G-Spot...this year, i had the V-spot...and next year, if we are lucky, i'll be livin in the G-spot with the illiest gang evah to hit the east coast...TIIIGHT...tighter than Sawah's you know (t)whaaaat....
a few bothersome notes:
yale's latest creation, Yale Today, has made itself my biggest pet peeve. aside from being a direct manifestation of how "high school" my school can be, it includes polls in the "voting booth" section with such topics and riveting questions as:
*Hottest girl in the freshman class
*No...really...the hottest girl in the freshman class
*The OFFICIAL hottest girl in the freshman class
*The hottest Guys
*Biggest Eurotrash
*Who should take over the world and beat fags?
*Who's the biggest whore in Farnham?
*Who should just come out of the closet?
Some of these topics are earth-shaterringly mind blowing...they really get you to think, especially "Who should take over the world and beat fags?" it's such a poetic question, that not only stirs the mind, but also the soul in the emotion it is able to conjure...the faint acquiesense of the vowels against the harsh consonance of "fag" is inspirational...so tense and yet so beautiful.
actually, WHO THE FUCK ASKS SUCH A DUMB FUCKING QUESTION.
biggest whore in farnham? who should just come out of the closet? tacky as it may seem, yale has done it this time. i hope that people have their kicks and their good fun...b/c it is at the expense of others. FUN is always FUN...and i'm the least PC person to exist on this planet, but to create a public poll for public mockery of a single person or person(s) is not cool...that's what we did in high school.
grow the fuck up.
and, as i told Mr. Davies, if the purpose of the site is to make money through advertisers, maybe he and his friends should rememeber: FAGS HAVE MONEY, TOO.
posted by Joe @ 1:27 AM
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