UPDATEROONEY!!
earlier, if you take a look on August 12th, i compiled a set of posts/e-mails that went out to the NU list-serv of freshmen and sophomores entering that residential college. i thought that the list-serv was a goofy idea, but i have been proven wrong. there have been some significant updates, and potential matchmaking between two NU sophomores, Linderooney and Punkin. let's hope that their love flourishes into something more than what was shared between J Lo and P Diddy. Here is a compilation of the banter exchange, and evidence of a new love about to unfurl...
FROM PUNKIN, TO LIST-SERV
Hey everyone,
My name is Punkin, and I'll be a sophomore in CAS in the fall. I'm from
Nashville, TN.
My turn-ons include:
1) (this first one should be obvious to those who know me well)
2) Julia Roberts - the perfect woman
3) long walks on the beach, as well as the lakefill
4) Democrats
5) Burger King's orgasmic cookies
6) Snood
7) Deer Huntin'
8) Hand games with my gurl Lauren the VP
9) the Minnesota Twins, the Cubs, and the Tennessee Titans
My turn-offs include:
1) (this also should be obvious)
2) mushrooms
3) Republicans
4) anyone who ignorantly thinks that Julia Roberts is not the perfect woman
5) people I don't like
6) the Oakland Raiders and the L.A. Lakers
Can't wait to get back to Evanston and play with friendlies!!! I'm lookin forward to meetin all y'all new people in the fall. And if we're compatible based on what I said above, you should definitely come introduce yourself to me...but I can't remember what room I'll be living in...oh well...i'm living on the second floor - the place to be...
OH! OH! OH!
Punkin
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO ENTIRE NU LIST-SERV
*glitters with excitement*
Hey you all. I think you should be REALLY excited and proud of yourselves! You're in NU (pats self on back, and metaphorically pats all you readers' backs, too)--tehehe!
My name is Lindsey (but you can call me Linderooney for short)...I am a sophomore in SESP, which makes a REALLY silly sound if you sound it out!
Well, just to give you guys a run down of what I'm in to...There are 3 important things in my life: 1) Animals 2) Books 3) God
*First off, I LOOVE animals. I came from a really small town, so I used to bury the dead animals I could find in my back yard, and make little "tombstones" out of left over pieces of burlap and dead animal hide! They were SO adorable. I have pictures if you want to see them. Yeah- so by the time I was 13, I got into animal husbandry. My father was a minister and my mother was a pro golfer (yeah- you might have heard of her if you were a real big golf fan in the 80s). My dad's father's mother was a champion animal breeder--my parents think I got the genes from her. I said I live on a farm...so I have 3 cats, 11 sheep, 6 tortoises, 12 guinea hens and 5 dogs (whose names are Catarac, Lampshade, Jubilee, Howder and Gerund, respectively that is). Since we don't have many vet offices around here, I started mating animals as soon as I got Catarac and Lampshade. From then- I've been an animal husbandry-pro. I am hoping to join the Pro Federation League (crosses fingers)
*Second of all, I LOOOVE to read. "Choose Your Own Adventures" is my total fave genre...I've seriously read all of them at least 30 times. I know this sounds dorky, but sometimes, I choose different things so I have a different adventure each time.~ I know! Crazy, isn't it? I guess you could call me a WILD AND CRAZY kinda gal!
*Last off, God. I go to church on most sundays, and me and my priest are like *this*. We talk on the phone all the time, and we help each other out with our problems. He's the BEST at giving boy advice, and I help him out with the marital problems he has. Sometimes, he even bakes me chocolate chip cookies. I LOOOOOVE COOKIES!!
Well, I think I've told you guys enough. I am really excited to meet all of you.
Call me or e-mail me ASAP!
toodleloo~
Linderooney (aka Lindsey H.)
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO LIST-SERV
Ok, this is my public apology to a certain lovely Vice President of the Residential college that was not happy with the "profile" that was posted yesterday. That email was not meant to offend anyone, it was purely for our own entertainment. Not a lot of animal husbandry, "Create your own adventure" reading or heart to hearts with a priest going on herre in Minnesota. As for my lovely roommate's post that said: "hi! my name is sarah and i'm a psych major. my hobbies are jumping off things, ass sex and dropping acid (but mostly the latter two for religious reasons -- i'm sure you understand), and i speak 5 languages. this summer i played piano and i am from a town w/ cows."....you'll just have to drop by 226 and find out for yourself.
See you all in a month,
Lindsey
FROM PUNKIN, TO LINDEROONEY
don't apologize for being yourself...if you enjoy animal husbandry then you should shout it from the rooftops...and don't be ashamed of reading choose your own adventure novels if thats what you like to do...be who you are; i think the intelligent folks at Northwestern and in particular the close-knit community of Shepard can accept and love you for who you are.
Sincerely,
Punkin
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO PUNKIN
Dear Punkin,
Thank you so much for your email!! It made me feel so good about myself that I went right out to the farm and watched my dogs hump all day!!
Love, Lindsey
FROM PUNKIN, TO LINDEROONEY
My Dearest Lindsey,
It warms my heart to know that I was able to inspire such confidence in you. It's good to see you speak openly about your passion for animal husbandry, unorthodox as it may be. That's a step in the right direction. Anyways, I can't wait to see you when I visit your oh-so-wonderful state of Minnesota next week. Perhaps you and I could take inspiration from your dogs when we're trying to find something to do with our time. I bet we could teach them a thing or two.
Love Always,
Punkin
*sniffles* HOW ROMANTIC!! ISN'T THAT ABOUT THE SWEETEST THING YOU HAVE EVER READ? two misfits...one list-serv...find love...our prayers and thoughts are with them. may they one day experience a love...a love so special, that even J Ho and Ben Affleck would envy them...
FROM PUNKIN, TO LIST-SERV
Hey everyone,
My name is Punkin, and I'll be a sophomore in CAS in the fall. I'm from
Nashville, TN.
My turn-ons include:
1) (this first one should be obvious to those who know me well)
2) Julia Roberts - the perfect woman
3) long walks on the beach, as well as the lakefill
4) Democrats
5) Burger King's orgasmic cookies
6) Snood
7) Deer Huntin'
8) Hand games with my gurl Lauren the VP
9) the Minnesota Twins, the Cubs, and the Tennessee Titans
My turn-offs include:
1) (this also should be obvious)
2) mushrooms
3) Republicans
4) anyone who ignorantly thinks that Julia Roberts is not the perfect woman
5) people I don't like
6) the Oakland Raiders and the L.A. Lakers
Can't wait to get back to Evanston and play with friendlies!!! I'm lookin forward to meetin all y'all new people in the fall. And if we're compatible based on what I said above, you should definitely come introduce yourself to me...but I can't remember what room I'll be living in...oh well...i'm living on the second floor - the place to be...
OH! OH! OH!
Punkin
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO ENTIRE NU LIST-SERV
*glitters with excitement*
Hey you all. I think you should be REALLY excited and proud of yourselves! You're in NU (pats self on back, and metaphorically pats all you readers' backs, too)--tehehe!
My name is Lindsey (but you can call me Linderooney for short)...I am a sophomore in SESP, which makes a REALLY silly sound if you sound it out!
Well, just to give you guys a run down of what I'm in to...There are 3 important things in my life: 1) Animals 2) Books 3) God
*First off, I LOOVE animals. I came from a really small town, so I used to bury the dead animals I could find in my back yard, and make little "tombstones" out of left over pieces of burlap and dead animal hide! They were SO adorable. I have pictures if you want to see them. Yeah- so by the time I was 13, I got into animal husbandry. My father was a minister and my mother was a pro golfer (yeah- you might have heard of her if you were a real big golf fan in the 80s). My dad's father's mother was a champion animal breeder--my parents think I got the genes from her. I said I live on a farm...so I have 3 cats, 11 sheep, 6 tortoises, 12 guinea hens and 5 dogs (whose names are Catarac, Lampshade, Jubilee, Howder and Gerund, respectively that is). Since we don't have many vet offices around here, I started mating animals as soon as I got Catarac and Lampshade. From then- I've been an animal husbandry-pro. I am hoping to join the Pro Federation League (crosses fingers)
*Second of all, I LOOOVE to read. "Choose Your Own Adventures" is my total fave genre...I've seriously read all of them at least 30 times. I know this sounds dorky, but sometimes, I choose different things so I have a different adventure each time.~ I know! Crazy, isn't it? I guess you could call me a WILD AND CRAZY kinda gal!
*Last off, God. I go to church on most sundays, and me and my priest are like *this*. We talk on the phone all the time, and we help each other out with our problems. He's the BEST at giving boy advice, and I help him out with the marital problems he has. Sometimes, he even bakes me chocolate chip cookies. I LOOOOOVE COOKIES!!
Well, I think I've told you guys enough. I am really excited to meet all of you.
Call me or e-mail me ASAP!
toodleloo~
Linderooney (aka Lindsey H.)
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO LIST-SERV
Ok, this is my public apology to a certain lovely Vice President of the Residential college that was not happy with the "profile" that was posted yesterday. That email was not meant to offend anyone, it was purely for our own entertainment. Not a lot of animal husbandry, "Create your own adventure" reading or heart to hearts with a priest going on herre in Minnesota. As for my lovely roommate's post that said: "hi! my name is sarah and i'm a psych major. my hobbies are jumping off things, ass sex and dropping acid (but mostly the latter two for religious reasons -- i'm sure you understand), and i speak 5 languages. this summer i played piano and i am from a town w/ cows."....you'll just have to drop by 226 and find out for yourself.
See you all in a month,
Lindsey
FROM PUNKIN, TO LINDEROONEY
don't apologize for being yourself...if you enjoy animal husbandry then you should shout it from the rooftops...and don't be ashamed of reading choose your own adventure novels if thats what you like to do...be who you are; i think the intelligent folks at Northwestern and in particular the close-knit community of Shepard can accept and love you for who you are.
Sincerely,
Punkin
FROM LINDEROONEY, TO PUNKIN
Dear Punkin,
Thank you so much for your email!! It made me feel so good about myself that I went right out to the farm and watched my dogs hump all day!!
Love, Lindsey
FROM PUNKIN, TO LINDEROONEY
My Dearest Lindsey,
It warms my heart to know that I was able to inspire such confidence in you. It's good to see you speak openly about your passion for animal husbandry, unorthodox as it may be. That's a step in the right direction. Anyways, I can't wait to see you when I visit your oh-so-wonderful state of Minnesota next week. Perhaps you and I could take inspiration from your dogs when we're trying to find something to do with our time. I bet we could teach them a thing or two.
Love Always,
Punkin
*sniffles* HOW ROMANTIC!! ISN'T THAT ABOUT THE SWEETEST THING YOU HAVE EVER READ? two misfits...one list-serv...find love...our prayers and thoughts are with them. may they one day experience a love...a love so special, that even J Ho and Ben Affleck would envy them...
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