posted by lil' E: a special "treat"

where would we be without the newfangled art of text messaging?

in the past month or so i have received many lude, crude, and rude text msgs from "neenee's cell". however we know who the master(dirty)mind is behind the operation most of the time..none other than Hose' himself. for example:

just tonight at 11:54 pm i received: Orgasming with nola j...*watching the overton band play*

others from the same disgusting weirdos include:

Dont be fooled by the rocks that i got...im still...im still jenny(tang) from the block...jumaji...jumanji
-aug 9, 2003 2:20 pm

We are still in MYpants, TN.
-aug 2, 2003 12:43 am

*Frolicking in full drag...with no panties* -by erich z
-july 26, 2003 1:08 pm

Im NAKED!!! Spreadeagled with no blankets...In the middle of chicago
-july 26, 2003 1:01 pm

"Touches self to Thoughts of beth, tang, and sweetie (threesome of a lifetime)" - by: mrs bonelli
-july 24, 2003 10:03 pm

"once you go black you never go back. Once you go white you go back to black." -Love, hot Mindy
-july 24, 2003 8:37 pm

"Theres no business like show business"...from hotza to bapple.
-july 24, 2003 8:31 pm

They dont call her sherry *loves the* wang for nothin
-july 22m 2003 12:27 pm

this message came to me like a thief in the night from a mister david tudor:

I love bennaple like a fat kid loves cake!
-july 20, 2003 5:53 am

**last but MOST DEFINITELY not least and one of my alltime faves was a text i received from neenee and "the gang" when i was sitting nicely in church one wednesday summer evening:

"if i had a million dollars id stuff it in you and bang you like a pinata." by: tammy nash

(needless to say i had to stifle my laughter and go on like nothing had happened)

gee whilickers. kids these days....

now thats my story and im sticking to it
-class clown