from LunchBox, Neenee, and Punkin...

here's a menage a trois of interview questions, provided here by YOURS TRULY:

Querstion Numero Uno: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
LunchBox: Mushroom Head (aka Dan Dan the Booty man...umm...don't ask)
Neenee: that's a stupid question
Punkin: i concur with LunchBox

Querstion Numero Dos: What is your deepest fear?
LunchBox: Neenee, you go first.
Neenee: i thought of something dirty, but i didn't want to say it b/c its just going to make me look bad.
Punkin: I have no idea.
*when asked to elaborate, neenee responded: "my greatest fear is to die by "phallus asphyxiation"...if you don't know what those words mean, look it up here."*

Querstion Numero Tres: Who do go to for advice?
LunchBox: i get female advice from Ryan, Brian, Matt, Tom, Dan (yes...the Booty Man), Lacy, Howard, and Deb "The Sex Queen" White.
Neenee: Asia Carrera's Online Chat Room (here's the link)
Punkin: i get it from neenee who gets it from Asia Carrera...so vicariously through neenee, i am really getting advice from Asia herself.

Querstion Numero Quattro: If stranded on an island between you three, who would sacrifice to the Egyptian Sun God, Ra, and why? *kneels and prays chanting Ra...Ra...Ra...(Ree, KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE! RA RA RASS, KICK 'EM IN THE OTHER KNEE!)*
LunchBox: what kind of sacrifice is this?
Neenee: LunchBox, because he'd provide the largest food supply...or he'd eat me first.
Punkin: why does it matter?

Querstion Numero 5 (my mexican is limited to numbers one through four): If you could change one thing about you, what would it be and why?
LunchBox: i'd give myself an ass...an ass sooo big that i could f myself.
Neenee: well, i'd just change my whole identity to Asia Carrera...DUH!
Punkin: i would make myself not so pale.

Querstion Numero 6: Where have all cowboys gone...doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo?
LunchBox: ask neenee.
Neenee: Up my ass
Punkin: they've all gone with neenee to North Texas...in HER ASS

Querstion Numero 7: Does size matter?
LunchBox: no~
Neenee: depends on what you're talking about...*licks lips seductively*
Punkin: YES!

Querstion Numero 8: Paper or Plastic, and why?
LunchBox: plastic applicators provide a smoother transition.
Neenee: PLASTIC FOR THE ENVIRONMENT'S SAKE!
Punkin: paper, b/c i don't want to be able to see the person's face through the bag.

Querstion Numero 9: Where do see yourself in the future...like in the near future, but not like 2 minutes from now...and before you die...but not right before you die, or else you'd just be in a nursing home or something...
LunchBox: sitting at home eating (eating what i ask...?)
Neenee: walking the streets of nashvegas as a homeless gidget, crying b/c PingPong ruined my life with his Blog.
Punkin: no, neenee, you'll be walking the streets of nashvegas crying because blood's dripping out of your a$$ from all the cowboys stuck up there.

Querstion Numbero TEN!: Pick a question, any question for me, the WebMaster(Debator), to answer:

LunchBox: Is all this Neenee information first hand?
Me: But of COURSE! do i look like a liar...seriously.

Neenee: How do you sleep at night, you sicko!?
Me: After cumming.

Punkin: Why haven't you and neenee gotten together in all your years of friendship?
Me: why don't i shop at Kmart? its all too damn cheap!

AND WITH THAT, we are out. Let us all give a big hand(job) to LunchBox, Neenee and Punkin for this O SO INTIMATE look at their personal lives...their hopes, dreams for the future, and deepest fears. stay tuned for...umm...well, i don't have anything else planned.

TOODLES!