*shivers with anticipation*
okay okay...so yesterday...hmm...i forget what i did...lemme look into my crystal balls...ahh yes, i remember:
i woke up around noon and decided that it was a perfect day to take trip(s) down memory lane. i took off my skid marked undies, and took a shower...and i was OFF.
i visited the beloved MLK and saw some teachers. the weirdest thing is to see kids that you knew but didn't really know. like was i supposed to be like "OMG~ I MISS YOU. LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I LEAVE!!" or do i just say like "hey!"...i don't know which is polite. the most depressing thing is seeing all the fine A that you could have f-ed, if only you were a bit younger. *weeps*
i saw Nash, Deb "The Sex Queen" White, Humpty-Dumpty Jones, Satan (aka Ms. Berry), Cameltoe Adcox, Boone and Ashely Jarrell (actually, i saw him biblically. no. in all seriousness, i was scared to see him. i avoided him at all costs by taking secret paths to the new wing.
that was fun.
after that, i went to Eakin...where ALL my old teachers had skidaddled. i was soo sad that i blew my nose on my own shirt. i went down to ECP, which was my after-school care program that i went to after school everyday, and i remembered most of the faces there!! i was happy...a lot of my counselors (about 3 of them) still remembered me, i remembered their faces (not their names...really), but the ECP hadn't changed at all!! all the stuff we had made and posted in our elementary years were on the walls...still. it was so very nostalgic and lovely to see people that really had some sort of affect on your childhood~
i went to Davis Kidds to pick up some presents for my peeps. i ran into a woman whose daughter i helped teach chinese. isn't it a small world? on my way out, i was talking to my mom on the telly, when an old lady asked for a ride...seriously.
i opened my car, she threw her guitar in, and i drove her to Belmont Methodist. wasn't that nice of me? i'm glad she didn't rape me. and by "glad she didn't", i really mean "wishes she had."
doesn't this trip down my memory lane bring tear/tears to your eye/eyes?
i dropped by Gangsta Allie's house to give her my "going to college present"...i hope it doesn't run out of batteries too quickly, if you know what i mean. actually, i got her a cool mug that says "Maybe i want to look cheap". when i went inside, i saw my first love, Lily the Dog...in addition to Jake Jingleheimer Shmidt and Mitzi--who gave me a little "Yale" glass cup. it was sweet~
when i got home, i was off to Neenee's for meat loaf night. Chris Timberlake and Curly were there also. we were eating, drinking, and being/doing merry/hindman.
people started making there way to her house, because we were meeting there to go CLUBBIN!! TONS of kids went. i would write down all their names, but i don't have code names for every single person there.
we clubbed until about 2 at graham central station. it was hottt. the wet t-shirt contest was banging (...not really...i lied)...but it was tons of fun to go clubbing with like 10-15 of all your friends!! waggie sang some karaoke, and we all did each other in the "Orgy of a Lifetime", upstairs on the roof top lounge. *still quivers with excitement*
LP, lil' E, gansta Allie, neenee and me went back to neenee's. lil' E, gangsta Allie and i "chatted" all night. when gangsta allie left, lil' E and had a pow wow (...even thought it was more like a GANG BANG), and i left the house around 5:30 am to cum home and sleep.
...how sweet...
i woke up around noon and decided that it was a perfect day to take trip(s) down memory lane. i took off my skid marked undies, and took a shower...and i was OFF.
i visited the beloved MLK and saw some teachers. the weirdest thing is to see kids that you knew but didn't really know. like was i supposed to be like "OMG~ I MISS YOU. LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I LEAVE!!" or do i just say like "hey!"...i don't know which is polite. the most depressing thing is seeing all the fine A that you could have f-ed, if only you were a bit younger. *weeps*
i saw Nash, Deb "The Sex Queen" White, Humpty-Dumpty Jones, Satan (aka Ms. Berry), Cameltoe Adcox, Boone and Ashely Jarrell (actually, i saw him biblically. no. in all seriousness, i was scared to see him. i avoided him at all costs by taking secret paths to the new wing.
that was fun.
after that, i went to Eakin...where ALL my old teachers had skidaddled. i was soo sad that i blew my nose on my own shirt. i went down to ECP, which was my after-school care program that i went to after school everyday, and i remembered most of the faces there!! i was happy...a lot of my counselors (about 3 of them) still remembered me, i remembered their faces (not their names...really), but the ECP hadn't changed at all!! all the stuff we had made and posted in our elementary years were on the walls...still. it was so very nostalgic and lovely to see people that really had some sort of affect on your childhood~
i went to Davis Kidds to pick up some presents for my peeps. i ran into a woman whose daughter i helped teach chinese. isn't it a small world? on my way out, i was talking to my mom on the telly, when an old lady asked for a ride...seriously.
i opened my car, she threw her guitar in, and i drove her to Belmont Methodist. wasn't that nice of me? i'm glad she didn't rape me. and by "glad she didn't", i really mean "wishes she had."
doesn't this trip down my memory lane bring tear/tears to your eye/eyes?
i dropped by Gangsta Allie's house to give her my "going to college present"...i hope it doesn't run out of batteries too quickly, if you know what i mean. actually, i got her a cool mug that says "Maybe i want to look cheap". when i went inside, i saw my first love, Lily the Dog...in addition to Jake Jingleheimer Shmidt and Mitzi--who gave me a little "Yale" glass cup. it was sweet~
when i got home, i was off to Neenee's for meat loaf night. Chris Timberlake and Curly were there also. we were eating, drinking, and being/doing merry/hindman.
people started making there way to her house, because we were meeting there to go CLUBBIN!! TONS of kids went. i would write down all their names, but i don't have code names for every single person there.
we clubbed until about 2 at graham central station. it was hottt. the wet t-shirt contest was banging (...not really...i lied)...but it was tons of fun to go clubbing with like 10-15 of all your friends!! waggie sang some karaoke, and we all did each other in the "Orgy of a Lifetime", upstairs on the roof top lounge. *still quivers with excitement*
LP, lil' E, gansta Allie, neenee and me went back to neenee's. lil' E, gangsta Allie and i "chatted" all night. when gangsta allie left, lil' E and had a pow wow (...even thought it was more like a GANG BANG), and i left the house around 5:30 am to cum home and sleep.
...how sweet...
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