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yellow! howdy folks.

FAVORITE LINE OF THE DAY: "i hate giving head. i don't ever want to be good at it, 'cus then they'll make you do it more." --Anonymous (*turns head and coughs*...Emu)

well, i bet you are curious to know the outcums of last nite's adventures.

i had to go to REI, and, strangely enough, Emu said she had to go there, too!! so we went to REI together...and found me the right size of thermal ligerie, but not the right material. she told me i was looking for some material called capalyne...i took her word for it! for my backpack, i was initially going to buy a Timbuk2 bag called "The Detour". its pretty cool- you should look at it. it has "sheath" for my lovely new laptop...my Dell Inspiron 600m. How i adore thee! but, while emu and i were at Blue Ridge Mountain, i saw the North Face Network daypack that she was returning b/c the bag did not fit her fat A laptop. amazingly, my laptop (which is WAY thinner...who says bigger is better?) fit into the NF network, and i ended up putting her bag on hold...i bought the actual thing today. my only discretion about getting the Detour is that i can't see it before i buy it! i have to order it online.

emu and i had a little pow wow, but she had to go to work...so she dropped be off at home like a cheap escort. and when i got back, much like a cheap escort, i was off to whore myself somewhere else. so i went to Hotza's house...Wu dropped by when Hotza and i were out buying Wu a birthday present. luckily, she was still there when we got to Hotza's house...we bought her Intuition razors...my lovely idea.

while we were looking for Wu's present at Target, i bought a 19.99 Cd case for 11.99...guess how i did it! well, i took the wrapper from the 11.99 case and put it on the 19.99 one...so i was only charged 11.99 for a 19.99 dollar case! doesn't that rock? i love cheating the system. it reminds me of the days back in Jarrell's class, where i skipped class, never wrote the essay for missing a concert, never made up hours for skipping, and never did my objectives. i sure lied my ass off in there. and the best thing is...I GOT AWAY WITH IT! *smiles*

so, back at Hotza's...Mr. Hotza, Hotza's dad, had cooked some REALLY good chicken on the barbeque...it was yummy. initially, Hotza and i had planned on watching Gone with the Wind and Casablanca, but all those movies would had totalled to some 7 odd hours of movie watching (and, mind you, we started Casablanca at 8)...so we just stuck to Casablanca...i ended up falling asleep.

Wu gave me a REALLy cool picture frame...its called an "Ether Frame" i think. it has 3 layers of glass, and on each layer, you can put pictures. so, in the end, you get this really cool 3-D, picture montage type ordeal. cool, eh? she also got me a voodoo doll...yes, you heard correct. she gave ME, of all people, a VOODOO DOLL. anyone who knows me...beware! don't leave me with any personal objects, or else you might get voo-doo-doo-ed on! (or is it Voo Dieu-Dieu-Nguyen...?)

hmm...thats all i can remember. i spent most of the time at Hotza's sleeping during Casablanca...and chit chattin' with her about the future and stuff like that.

but wait- theresmore!! after Hotza's, i went to Emu's house and burned CDs and sucked face until about 3:30 in the morn...too bad i had to wake up at 8:00 am the SAME DAY for a dentists appt.

i woke up for my 8:30 appt to the dentist. I HATE THE DENTIST. i hate MY DENTIST and his bitchy ass attendant person who actually cleans your teeth. she was like "your problem is brushing your teeth too fast, so your gums are a bit swollen" and i said "sorry, this morning i was in a rush to get here" and she said "NO! this has been a long term problem. do you floss?" and i said "every once in a while" and she said "that's what i thought" and i was thinking "FACK YOU, BIA!"

i talked to the Doc about my jaw popping problem...i didn't tell him it was from putting large objects in my mouth. he scared the shit out of me talking about how "this is a problem that is gonna be with me the rest of my life"...scary. i wish my jaw didn't pop :( waah.

i came home, and cleaned the house since Ms. Nash was coming over for dinner. i cleaned until about 2...went to Blue Ridge and bought the backpack that Emu had initially purchased...came home, and bapple came over for his final, good-bye booty call. *weeps* it was so beautiful. i even called to say by to his MILF.

...he left, the moms came home...cooked food...Nash came over...and we wined and dined about everything from college admissions to religion to philosophy to education (specifically Hottie Garcia).

so that brings me to now...its only 9:04pm...the night is young. let's see what i can "cum" up with, if you know whaddamean!

BTW...the ants in my house disappeared a while back. now the flies are here. GODDAMN THE DAMN FLIES!

OFFICIAL ADIEUS FOR THE DAY:
asalamalakum (sp?), my dear Hotza.
adios, Seniorita Bapple.
au revoir, Emu the Daddy Long Leg.
Tzai jian, fair Tam Tam of Green Hills.
you suck, faniel. and by "you suck" i mean "good riddance". and by "good riddance" i mean "you're hotter than hard body darby" and by "you're hotter than hard body darby" i mean "i'll miss you, and i'll never forget that time at the lake..."

Until we all meet again...biblically speaking of course.