inteview Edition II starring Neenee and Faniel

so here i am, sitting at neenee's computer while she blows me from under the desk. being mildly unflattered by her lack of skill, i offered to interview her again to get her off my damn nuts. while faniel was watching in the corner, i decided to give him a chance to shine upon my lovely, humble ablog (get it? its like "humble abode, but isn't).

Question 1: When did you first realize that sex felt good?
Neenee: well, i remember that time faniel and me played "who likes the skippy" with reese, my dog.
Faniel: in my younger years, when i first met Neenee; but now, we have spread to ass sex and more kinky forms of animal husbandry.

Question 2: True or false, "Once you go black, you never go back" and why.
Neenee: True, because they F good...even though...umm...i wouldn't know from personal experience-- O WAIT! i do know--thanks to a miss tenisha scrotum!
Faniel: True, because...the myth is true. and in case you didn't know, its b/c they [black men] have huge cocks.

Question 3: How much would you pay for me to service you?
Neenee: i don't know where that mouth has been...
Faniel: at least 5 dollars...no...seriously...at least 5.

Question 4: Can you deep throat? if so, when and how did you realize this hidden talent?
Faniel: Neenee realized it with me. isn't that right Neenee?
*Neenee gulps and nods her head*

Question 5: Is JC (Jon Chen) your eternal, undying savior?
Neenee: JC is going to save the world with his calculator programming...so of course he is.
Faniel: now, what kind of "savior" would try to blow you up with a flame thrower made out of car exhaust?

These kids are a little dry today, so limited this interview to 5 questions. i'll be back later to type up a storm!