whistle while you twerk
yes, blog, indeed. is has been that long since i've blogged...i have a new job. well, its hardly new, but as far as you are concerned, daddy doesn't have to work nights on high and elm anymore.
i'm a master's aide...which is a job position that could, potentially, be kinky in the right mix. being a master's aide includes proficient fluency in fellatio and cunnilingus, the ability to wash dishes and "serve" guests...in addition to a little bit of desk work and a lotta bit of under the desk work.
what have i become?
i had a meeting with the undergraduate career services lady who gave me some idea searches for jobs. if anyone has any legal job opportunities in the states (or illegal job opportunities abroad), please let me know. i can whip up a resume quicker than a catholic priest can _____. (i really don't know what to put in the blank, but i'm sure someone with a dirty mind'll get the idea).
just got out of intro microeconomics, which is actually fun-- yes. i said it, fun. i enjoy the class particularly because learning about economics is a macrocosmic reflection of the existential being that is living...right ~~
what else is in store for me this evening? well, i have work for an hour...then immagonna go running (as, last night, i jacked up the running speed to 8.5! go me!!) and grab some dinner. i have a review sesh for physics and a lot of physics HW to do...in addition to some micro. needless to say, as usual, i've got more on my plate than a half of an M&M. arfn...au revoir for now!
i'm a master's aide...which is a job position that could, potentially, be kinky in the right mix. being a master's aide includes proficient fluency in fellatio and cunnilingus, the ability to wash dishes and "serve" guests...in addition to a little bit of desk work and a lotta bit of under the desk work.
what have i become?
i had a meeting with the undergraduate career services lady who gave me some idea searches for jobs. if anyone has any legal job opportunities in the states (or illegal job opportunities abroad), please let me know. i can whip up a resume quicker than a catholic priest can _____. (i really don't know what to put in the blank, but i'm sure someone with a dirty mind'll get the idea).
just got out of intro microeconomics, which is actually fun-- yes. i said it, fun. i enjoy the class particularly because learning about economics is a macrocosmic reflection of the existential being that is living...right ~~
what else is in store for me this evening? well, i have work for an hour...then immagonna go running (as, last night, i jacked up the running speed to 8.5! go me!!) and grab some dinner. i have a review sesh for physics and a lot of physics HW to do...in addition to some micro. needless to say, as usual, i've got more on my plate than a half of an M&M. arfn...au revoir for now!
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