a few good things
on a different note than usual, i've decided to talk about a few good things in my life. granted, in the grand scheme of things/in the eyes of normal people, none of these good things are actually that great, but in my simple life...i have a few things to appreciate.
1) i found my Ipod in Motion speakers. i was about to buy another set, because i thought i had lost them/left them in someone...but luckily, it was just chillin like a villain in my back pack. the speakers come in a really sleek black case that, when i placed it in my backpack, wedged its way into the deepest crevices of the bottomless pit of my backpack...and decided not to show up until today! grateful because: i didn't buy another set and end up with two sets of speakers. now i have an extra hundred dollars to buy me a quarter of a shoe!
2) ricki lake wants to be my friend on thefacebook. grateful because: ricki lake is fat.
3) um...i think i was a little too optimistic. i only really have 2 things to be grateful for.
on that note...a few other ramblings of the day...class started early today at 9...and i have two sections today that meet 5-6 and then 8-9...so i'm glad i got out early from my second section; that's like a 1/2 grateful thing?
4) o yea! I FORGOT. project runway comes on tonite. granted i won't be able to enjoy it in all its glory because of a physics midterm (yes...the midterms have begun)...i will enjoy the later airings. i will not, however, enjoy the later airings as much as i enjoyed "1 night in China" starring Chyna...the wrestler...who has a clitoris the size of my nose. grateful because: project runway is comparable to america's next top model.
i'm on a quest to get myself to a Victoria's Secret run way show...if any one has any leads, please let me know. i have decided that giselle is the most attractive human being on the entire earth. can you imagine what it must be like to have gotten EVERY FUCKING GENETIC COMBINATION perfect? i mean, genetics could have made her a deaf quadrapalegic, but instead, they decided to make her into a perfect specimen. can i come back in my second life as her? while i am not the biggest leo fan, i would enjoy m-bating in front of the mirror a lot more...the implicit information in this previous sentence was purely for show.
i think that's my cue to go mirror-it-up. funny french line for the day: la police, ne t'a pas encore trouvé?
1) i found my Ipod in Motion speakers. i was about to buy another set, because i thought i had lost them/left them in someone...but luckily, it was just chillin like a villain in my back pack. the speakers come in a really sleek black case that, when i placed it in my backpack, wedged its way into the deepest crevices of the bottomless pit of my backpack...and decided not to show up until today! grateful because: i didn't buy another set and end up with two sets of speakers. now i have an extra hundred dollars to buy me a quarter of a shoe!
2) ricki lake wants to be my friend on thefacebook. grateful because: ricki lake is fat.
3) um...i think i was a little too optimistic. i only really have 2 things to be grateful for.
on that note...a few other ramblings of the day...class started early today at 9...and i have two sections today that meet 5-6 and then 8-9...so i'm glad i got out early from my second section; that's like a 1/2 grateful thing?
4) o yea! I FORGOT. project runway comes on tonite. granted i won't be able to enjoy it in all its glory because of a physics midterm (yes...the midterms have begun)...i will enjoy the later airings. i will not, however, enjoy the later airings as much as i enjoyed "1 night in China" starring Chyna...the wrestler...who has a clitoris the size of my nose. grateful because: project runway is comparable to america's next top model.
i'm on a quest to get myself to a Victoria's Secret run way show...if any one has any leads, please let me know. i have decided that giselle is the most attractive human being on the entire earth. can you imagine what it must be like to have gotten EVERY FUCKING GENETIC COMBINATION perfect? i mean, genetics could have made her a deaf quadrapalegic, but instead, they decided to make her into a perfect specimen. can i come back in my second life as her? while i am not the biggest leo fan, i would enjoy m-bating in front of the mirror a lot more...the implicit information in this previous sentence was purely for show.
i think that's my cue to go mirror-it-up. funny french line for the day: la police, ne t'a pas encore trouvé?
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