hah
thanks v-dub-pee for the shout out. when are we gonna do another gordon grand 2 gether?
anywhore, substances bring me to my lovely computer...so. a few sad confessions for the day?
1) i always wanted an EZ bake oven/creepy crawlers kit. like anything where i could make something and eat it after words-- i wanted. the creepy crawler kits got really cool when they made them edible...like gummy bears! speaking of which, i could really go for some gummy pears....OR GUMMY BEAR PORN!
2) next hot hit: "Speak" by Lindsay Lohan. sooo good- like really really good. i thought, at first, it was about a girl talking to another girl bff about an eating disorder. then, i realized that it wasn't. "Don't want guess, not a test, tell me what you're thinking; keep it real, no big deal, tell me what your dreaming...speak, let it out. breathe." isn't that really profound? keep it real, no big deal. wise wise words from Lindsay Lohan.
3) i always like to feel clean sometimes.
4) watched "vidas privadas" or whatever-- translated from Mexican, it means "Private Lives." and, yes, Gael Garcia Lopez Sanchez was in it. you know-- from Y Tu Mama Tambien. once again, this was a really vulgar kinky movie-- but a really big blue ball at the same time. some of the topics discussed/exposed: blind people, a woman masturbating over dress, voices, and mom/son aXXXtion. ew. i know, right? movies with hot hot sexual tensions and hot hot sex: Quills and Y tu Mama Tambien. if anyone knows any others, just leave me a suggestion in a box.
in other news, paris hilton was on snl. i was suprised to see that the bitch could act...too bad they gave her all the same roles. if i could be best friends with three women in NYC, it would be: tina fey, amy poehler, and rachel dratch. i heart rachel.
hrm...so i went back to the gym to run around 2 miles because i didn't feel like i had gotten a good enough work out before. i had a stitch when i first ran (according to $, is where there's like an air pocket in your stomach and it makes it hurt when you run) so i coudln't run very fast so i stopped. in total, i ran around 3 miles. i was so proud of myself!
keane was on, too...they're alright. and they are VERY cold play. in fact, i thought all their songs were cold play before i heard them play it live.
i also missed v-week's vagina soap and chocolate workshop. v-week is under the guise of being "valentine's week" but its really for "vagina week." ew. i know right? anyway, $ was curious to know whether the workshop was to make soap and chocolate vaginas or to make soap and chocolate FOR your vagina. both are very valid. speaking of which, when i metioned this funny story, bookie cookie said, and i quote: "i guess you could put it in there and have someone eat it."
the room was quiet as "un ange pass" (sp) and i bursted out laughing.
o yea: don't see wicker park. want to know how bad it was? well, bad enough for us to choose watching a "Care Bear" video over it. i got bookie cookie a "care bear cousin" for x-mas that she likes to m-bate with...and it came with a free, hot, video. i got her "proud heart cat" because she likes pussies. the stuffed animal is blue, but the character in the cartoon is orange. bizaar huh? PROUD HEART PULLED A MICHAEL JACKSON!
yay! i finished my macro homework. now all i have is differential equations...physics...microeconomics. i also applied to a bunch of summer work yesterday.
i need more coke. bye.
anywhore, substances bring me to my lovely computer...so. a few sad confessions for the day?
1) i always wanted an EZ bake oven/creepy crawlers kit. like anything where i could make something and eat it after words-- i wanted. the creepy crawler kits got really cool when they made them edible...like gummy bears! speaking of which, i could really go for some gummy pears....OR GUMMY BEAR PORN!
2) next hot hit: "Speak" by Lindsay Lohan. sooo good- like really really good. i thought, at first, it was about a girl talking to another girl bff about an eating disorder. then, i realized that it wasn't. "Don't want guess, not a test, tell me what you're thinking; keep it real, no big deal, tell me what your dreaming...speak, let it out. breathe." isn't that really profound? keep it real, no big deal. wise wise words from Lindsay Lohan.
3) i always like to feel clean sometimes.
4) watched "vidas privadas" or whatever-- translated from Mexican, it means "Private Lives." and, yes, Gael Garcia Lopez Sanchez was in it. you know-- from Y Tu Mama Tambien. once again, this was a really vulgar kinky movie-- but a really big blue ball at the same time. some of the topics discussed/exposed: blind people, a woman masturbating over dress, voices, and mom/son aXXXtion. ew. i know, right? movies with hot hot sexual tensions and hot hot sex: Quills and Y tu Mama Tambien. if anyone knows any others, just leave me a suggestion in a box.
in other news, paris hilton was on snl. i was suprised to see that the bitch could act...too bad they gave her all the same roles. if i could be best friends with three women in NYC, it would be: tina fey, amy poehler, and rachel dratch. i heart rachel.
hrm...so i went back to the gym to run around 2 miles because i didn't feel like i had gotten a good enough work out before. i had a stitch when i first ran (according to $, is where there's like an air pocket in your stomach and it makes it hurt when you run) so i coudln't run very fast so i stopped. in total, i ran around 3 miles. i was so proud of myself!
keane was on, too...they're alright. and they are VERY cold play. in fact, i thought all their songs were cold play before i heard them play it live.
i also missed v-week's vagina soap and chocolate workshop. v-week is under the guise of being "valentine's week" but its really for "vagina week." ew. i know right? anyway, $ was curious to know whether the workshop was to make soap and chocolate vaginas or to make soap and chocolate FOR your vagina. both are very valid. speaking of which, when i metioned this funny story, bookie cookie said, and i quote: "i guess you could put it in there and have someone eat it."
the room was quiet as "un ange pass" (sp) and i bursted out laughing.
o yea: don't see wicker park. want to know how bad it was? well, bad enough for us to choose watching a "Care Bear" video over it. i got bookie cookie a "care bear cousin" for x-mas that she likes to m-bate with...and it came with a free, hot, video. i got her "proud heart cat" because she likes pussies. the stuffed animal is blue, but the character in the cartoon is orange. bizaar huh? PROUD HEART PULLED A MICHAEL JACKSON!
yay! i finished my macro homework. now all i have is differential equations...physics...microeconomics. i also applied to a bunch of summer work yesterday.
i need more coke. bye.
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