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Sunday, February 15, 2004

...it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

yes...folks...it IS, in fact, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

*breaks out into song and dance with jumping feet and fingers pointed up and down*

i loooove the PBJ dance...it really makes my day...it makes life worth living, to be exact.

today's topic is: WHY YALE IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE

it's a touchy topic, i know, but one that must be discussed at every dinner table across the nation. there's a reason why "Yale rules, Harvard drools" is an idiom psychologically ingrained in every person since the day of their birth...and since, in actuality, that is NOT a quote that is ingrained in every singlee child's mind at birth, it still, nonetheless, poses a riveting argument...and by argument, i really mean statement, because it is true. Yale RULES. here's why:

yalies are always smart, and always outgoing and goodlooking sometimes.

yale is the most beautiful school in all the world, and the professors are even beautifuller.

where else can you go and find professors who assign you to read the books they that wrote themselves (*cough* Garvin...).

you have lots of money, lots of connections, and lots of blow jobs.

ok...i kinda got bored with listing off reasons why Yale rocks, but you get my drift: yale rules.

that's all that matters.

much love to my bros in the clink-- peace.

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