hot'n'kinky laundry
yeah. there's nothing hot or kinky about laundry. well, unless, you think laundry is hot'n'kinky. that makes sense, doesn't it?
today, i have an english paper to revise...MAJOR. my english prof wrote, and i quote, "IX-NAY ON THE ERSONAL-PAY IEWPOINT-VAY!!" end quote. yes. it is true. my prof used PIG LATIN to convey her point to me.
secondly, she said, "To be brutally frank -- which I trust you will forgive in the interest of a good revisions -- THIS IS A VERY SLIGHT PIECE."
should i go shoot myself? nah. its ok. i'll just fix up the piece...as i always do...and prove to her that i can write...i can write well, dammit!!
i studied for 6 freaking hours last night for CHINESE. and i was up for two more hours doing robotics and two more for graphic design...and two more for phone sex. thus, i was up until 4:00 last night...and had a chinese test the next morning. i hope i made some progress, and did better than a 84!! stupid fucking kabuki-mask, a girl in our class, was like "i'm not worried...these tests are easy." YEAH - IF YOU FUCKING TALK FLUENTLY WITH YOUR PARENTS YOU DUMB BITCH. nah. its ok. i'm just bitter...and horny.
"HEADLINE: HOW TOM CRUISE WAS NEARLY DECAPITATED." <--a headline that just came on the television...came ALL over the television...ALL over.
so i watched some "Best in Show" clips with nate...they were great. he thinks if i watch the funny parts too much, i'll desensitize myself, kind of like masturbation, but its ok. i enjoy laughing at repetitive scenes OVER and OVER and OVER. its like the "Hello My Future Girlfriend". god. i'm such a loser.
MY FAVE BEST IN SHOW QUOTE:
We both love soup. And we love the outdoors. We love snow peas. And talking... and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
"JUST AS AMERICA IS COOLING DOWN, THE OC IS HEATING UP." <--another voice over that just came ALL over the television.
commenting on the fact that we have brown colored YALE sweatshirts, i was thinking it would be cool to have crimson Yale sweaters to wear at the Yale/Harvard game. you see, Yale is the only school that can do that...brown is associated with brown, green dartmouth, red harvard, orange princeton, etc. anyway, this was MY idea. nate was talking about it today like it was HIS, and i was like "WOOOOAH BUDDY!...i came up with that idea" and he was like "NO you didn't. easy mac and i did." and i was like "I WAS THERE." and i told him the story and he digressed.
he did come back with a good line. on the sweater, he wants to write:
Harvard is like masturbation, its fun at first, but in the end, you realize you are just screwing yourself.
phew...that one's a knee slapper.
yes, stef, i know. i have no tact. its a problem i have had since high school. you wanna crucify me for it? huh? WHADDAYAGONNADOABOUDIT!?
ollie is a hypochondriac. his pink eye scare (not to be confused with a red eye if you know what i mean) was only a dry eye. silly ollie! where's his au pair when you need him/her?
i wanna go skiing.
well, i should go pick up my laundry and take a shit...ON YOUR FACE.
today, i have an english paper to revise...MAJOR. my english prof wrote, and i quote, "IX-NAY ON THE ERSONAL-PAY IEWPOINT-VAY!!" end quote. yes. it is true. my prof used PIG LATIN to convey her point to me.
secondly, she said, "To be brutally frank -- which I trust you will forgive in the interest of a good revisions -- THIS IS A VERY SLIGHT PIECE."
should i go shoot myself? nah. its ok. i'll just fix up the piece...as i always do...and prove to her that i can write...i can write well, dammit!!
i studied for 6 freaking hours last night for CHINESE. and i was up for two more hours doing robotics and two more for graphic design...and two more for phone sex. thus, i was up until 4:00 last night...and had a chinese test the next morning. i hope i made some progress, and did better than a 84!! stupid fucking kabuki-mask, a girl in our class, was like "i'm not worried...these tests are easy." YEAH - IF YOU FUCKING TALK FLUENTLY WITH YOUR PARENTS YOU DUMB BITCH. nah. its ok. i'm just bitter...and horny.
"HEADLINE: HOW TOM CRUISE WAS NEARLY DECAPITATED." <--a headline that just came on the television...came ALL over the television...ALL over.
so i watched some "Best in Show" clips with nate...they were great. he thinks if i watch the funny parts too much, i'll desensitize myself, kind of like masturbation, but its ok. i enjoy laughing at repetitive scenes OVER and OVER and OVER. its like the "Hello My Future Girlfriend". god. i'm such a loser.
MY FAVE BEST IN SHOW QUOTE:
We both love soup. And we love the outdoors. We love snow peas. And talking... and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
"JUST AS AMERICA IS COOLING DOWN, THE OC IS HEATING UP." <--another voice over that just came ALL over the television.
commenting on the fact that we have brown colored YALE sweatshirts, i was thinking it would be cool to have crimson Yale sweaters to wear at the Yale/Harvard game. you see, Yale is the only school that can do that...brown is associated with brown, green dartmouth, red harvard, orange princeton, etc. anyway, this was MY idea. nate was talking about it today like it was HIS, and i was like "WOOOOAH BUDDY!...i came up with that idea" and he was like "NO you didn't. easy mac and i did." and i was like "I WAS THERE." and i told him the story and he digressed.
he did come back with a good line. on the sweater, he wants to write:
Harvard is like masturbation, its fun at first, but in the end, you realize you are just screwing yourself.
phew...that one's a knee slapper.
yes, stef, i know. i have no tact. its a problem i have had since high school. you wanna crucify me for it? huh? WHADDAYAGONNADOABOUDIT!?
ollie is a hypochondriac. his pink eye scare (not to be confused with a red eye if you know what i mean) was only a dry eye. silly ollie! where's his au pair when you need him/her?
i wanna go skiing.
well, i should go pick up my laundry and take a shit...ON YOUR FACE.
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