"Est-ce que tu veux parler du sex?"

do you remember this beautiful line??

I do.

Let me recount this wonderful tale of tales...the glory of all glories!

It happened in 11th grade, in 6th period "Ms. Gaylawhore's" class, when Meggie was learning a little french on the side, which was ironic in some ways because we were in English. i being the ignorant little chinaman that i am, over heard Meggie say "J'aime les garcon!", which i heard and, naturally, quietly repeated...and by quietly repeated, i mean SHOUTED REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY!

::subtle laughter::

I also learned such phrases as:

"J'aime les poissons!" = I love fishes
"J'aime les croissants!" = I love croissants
"Je veux vous lecher partout!" = I want to lick you all over
"Je m'appelle Monsier Petit Papillon!" = My name is Mr. Little Butterfly
"Est-ce que tu veux parler du sex?" = Would you like to talk about sex?

Apparently, Meggie learned all of these lines in a French chat room on AOL, (DIRTY FRENCH!!!)

...they honestly ALWAYS make me sick to my stomach SOMETIME...

anywho, i best be off, considering i have a little cunningly "lingual" date if you will with my chinese TA.

Note to self: bring breath strips, NOT tictacs.