from joe, to my few viewers...

A DIATRIBE DEDICATED TO SARAH:

wow...my faithful bloggers. how i have betrayed you so...

...its been a long time. and in the words of bonkie sarah, i fear that my "hymen may have grown back"...but in the much more metaphorical sense, in that i fear that i have gotten TOO used to life without my blog...and that must cum to an end, should it not?

i think the vast amounts of sex and orgies i have been having have really curtailed my amount of leisure time, which is why i have had trouble keeping up with my "baby"...(said that in that southern BAAAY-BEEEE accent that bookie loves and cares for so much).

i am so horny right now. not in the sense that i really want to please myself, but just the overall fact that i KNOW i don't get any, and i WANT to get some, and therefore, as a human being, i feel like i SHOULD be horny. and i feel like i should be REALLY HORNY.

but enough about my hormones. howabout two thumbs up for Bookie and her latest (and only HOT pull)...GABRIEL. what would i have to give...what would i have to pay to have the extremely hot and sexual porn/romance-novel dialogue shared between her and her lover?? if any one is listening (that means YOU, satan), i am willing to barter my soul...or something to that level of importance. call my cell, you know the digits.

theres so much that i want to say, i miss you blog.

and i hope to keep up with you...from this day henceforth!