Fih~~~~~~~-nished!
all done packing...well, mostly done. i have to pack for harvest tomorrow. its already 5:30 am and i gotta wake up early!!
all the flies in the house are dead. i think they came from the mouse trap my dad set...since he forgot that he had set the trap, i think the flies got a tasty meal out of that mouse. EEEWWWW! don't get scared. my house isn't that, in the words of Leah from the Real World 13, "re-puhhhl-sive"...but hey~ shit happens and little critters die. i sprayed Raid all in the flie-hot-spots, such as the light at the top of the ceiling, and the windows.
its a glorious, even precious, moment when you spray the Raid on the flies. they get hit, and begin to wig out like Courtney Love on cocaine. they fly around like psycho-nose-diving-planes and land on the ground and spin in little mini-circles on their backs making "buzzing" noises until they eventually die.
stupid shits. flies all deserve to die. the raid messes with their nervous system.
i hope my twitches don't come from using that Raid stuff...*twitches left eye*
you could tell that the flies were young because they were stupid. like i would hold the fly-swatter right next to them, and they wouldn't move. ever notice how the larger (most pregnant momma flies) are really on-point and are hard to kill? well, if you haven't noticed, they are very hard to kill. they never stay in one place for very long, and always land on odd shaped objects. i hope you will never have to encounter one in your life. they are second to the devil.
WEIRD THOUGHT: okay, i was thinking. flies are really hard to swat. when you swing at them in the air, 90% of the time, you miss. so, i happened to wonder: do flies live in a different dimension where time is slower? i got to thinking...and it made sense. i mean, flies live only 7 days...and humans live around 7 decades (that is, unless, you saw "the ring"...then, you only have 7 days from the day you saw the movie). so if we live that many times longer than flies, maybe a flies time moves that many times faster...hmm...and then when in our dimension, we are swatting the fly...in their dimension, all they see is a really slow moving body trying to attack them...very "the matrix"-esque, if you know what i mean.
ok. done thinking. i'm stupid. sorry for wasting your time.
*farts and goes to sleep*
all the flies in the house are dead. i think they came from the mouse trap my dad set...since he forgot that he had set the trap, i think the flies got a tasty meal out of that mouse. EEEWWWW! don't get scared. my house isn't that, in the words of Leah from the Real World 13, "re-puhhhl-sive"...but hey~ shit happens and little critters die. i sprayed Raid all in the flie-hot-spots, such as the light at the top of the ceiling, and the windows.
its a glorious, even precious, moment when you spray the Raid on the flies. they get hit, and begin to wig out like Courtney Love on cocaine. they fly around like psycho-nose-diving-planes and land on the ground and spin in little mini-circles on their backs making "buzzing" noises until they eventually die.
stupid shits. flies all deserve to die. the raid messes with their nervous system.
i hope my twitches don't come from using that Raid stuff...*twitches left eye*
you could tell that the flies were young because they were stupid. like i would hold the fly-swatter right next to them, and they wouldn't move. ever notice how the larger (most pregnant momma flies) are really on-point and are hard to kill? well, if you haven't noticed, they are very hard to kill. they never stay in one place for very long, and always land on odd shaped objects. i hope you will never have to encounter one in your life. they are second to the devil.
WEIRD THOUGHT: okay, i was thinking. flies are really hard to swat. when you swing at them in the air, 90% of the time, you miss. so, i happened to wonder: do flies live in a different dimension where time is slower? i got to thinking...and it made sense. i mean, flies live only 7 days...and humans live around 7 decades (that is, unless, you saw "the ring"...then, you only have 7 days from the day you saw the movie). so if we live that many times longer than flies, maybe a flies time moves that many times faster...hmm...and then when in our dimension, we are swatting the fly...in their dimension, all they see is a really slow moving body trying to attack them...very "the matrix"-esque, if you know what i mean.
ok. done thinking. i'm stupid. sorry for wasting your time.
*farts and goes to sleep*
posted by Joe @ 3:40 AM
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