...i wish...

I WISH i could shrink all of my friends, and put them in a jar, and carry them around, and shake them up when i get bored, and talk to them when i get sad, and make them have sex with i get lonely, and flush them down the toilet when they die, and force them to eat one another when food runs out, and forget to feed them when i go on spring break...and have them be with me forever and ever and ever...

i miss all my yalies...:( and my non-yalies, too...i can't wait to be with you all again !

cali is still good fun. thanks go out to Sportscenter and ESPN for carrying this shit in my room to storage. as i stated earlier, you both have the option of having your names changed like "Juvey" was changed into "the prophet." Please notify me of particular suggestions or preferences for your new names.

DAMN. carrying all my shit back up to the fourth floor is gonna blow...all 6 boxes and 3 sterilite shelves of them...(full of dildos and plugs, of course)

anywho, its been really nice to see the gramps and mee'ma...i haven't seen them in forever. my mee'ma has begun to lose her memory...so she talks to me in set of four...like she aksed me who i was four times...told me her glasses percription four times...etc. etc. etc. etc. but she's still great, nonetheless, and i love them both. i'm so glad i took chinese so that i can talk to them...it really is a feat, and they are all really impressed!! yay!

CONGRATS TO ABBY, my former next-door neighbor, who just got signed to the same label as Coldplay!!!

This goes out to Sportscenter: so, i mentioned going to LA to my mom...not thinking much of it...and then she said "yea- why don't you grab a domestic flight online to LA and go tour around with him!" and i was like "YOU BIA! i didn't mention anythign at all cus i thought you'd bitch me out for spending so much money!" anywho, i hope the offer is still there next year. :)