these panties are gonna need some ironing...
...cus someone's twisted them into a wad! i am one pissed off bitch:
Case I
so, as you may well know, i am going skiing this weekend, and would, ergo, need ski wear. thus, last week, i ordered my ski pants and ski jacket from fogdogsports.com; i received the package today, excitedly opened the box, and pulled out my new jacket...(yea!)...and then pulled out my new toddler sized ski-bib...(huh?)...yes, you heard it.
i am little...but not that little. fucking fogbitchsports mailed me the COMPLETELY INCORRECT product. it wasn't like they were the wrong size or color, they were just PLAIN FUCKING WRONG...
so i called, and dude was like "yeah. sorry. you'll have to mail those back to us, we'll credit you, and you'll have to reorder the pants." i asked if they would pay for overnight shipping since they were the ones that fucked up...and he said "no." douche bag also said that the pants probably wouldn't even get here by saturday even if they were overnighted. i bitched at him saying "i know not another company that could fuck something up as badly as you have. this is fucked up you fucking fucked up fuckers. fuck you." of course, instead of "fuck" i used more colloqial/polite terms like "cunt" and "dipshit". long story short, they went out of stock of the pants i ordered anyway, so i couldn't get them even if i wanted them.
FUCK YOU, FAGBITCH SPORTS.
HEED MY WARNING...ALL YE. NEVER ORDER FROM FOGDOGSPORTS. LIKE MANY THINGS, INCLUDING VEGGIE BURGERS AND COMMUNISM, "IT IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT A BAD REALITY." DON'T SUFFER THE SAME FATE I SO NAIVELY FOLLOWED.
Case 2
So i find out today, 3 days before leaving for Albuquerque, that N8 is no longer flying on the same flight with me on saturday...which is not a big deal whatsoever. i've flown longer flights alone, and i know how to get to the airport. here's what pisses me off: money was spent and frequent flyer miles were used to book me the same flight as him. now that is he no longer flying on that plane with me, the money's been wasted...on top of that, if i had known about this change even a couple weeks earlier, i could've refunded the credit, and booked a cheap $99 southwest fare. i feel bad now for wasting the parentals frequent flyer miles for New Mexico...when they could've been used on more expensive flights....like ones to LONDON, persay. so fuck that shit. i'm one angry bitch...or mildly angry bitch. at least i get to go skiing.
anyway, on a lighter note, here is a shout out to my uncle C (Wha~ What!?) a.k.a The Biz a.k.a. Norwalk; i am sorry that my blog has neglected you so, but some things (and/or people) are too hard to verbalize...and you, my friend, in all your beauty and vaginal discharge, are hard to put into words. another shout out to my big black momda (a mommy/daddy hybrid) cello a.k.a. darien a.k.a. demario a.k.a. tyrone a.k.a. big black male names. you are the only big black momda for me. and one last "yo yo yo" to my auntie, Hufflepuff a.k.a. Westport...through the time we are together, may you live up to the level of (place adjective here) that i have heard so much about...
on that note: GET TESTED.
Case I
so, as you may well know, i am going skiing this weekend, and would, ergo, need ski wear. thus, last week, i ordered my ski pants and ski jacket from fogdogsports.com; i received the package today, excitedly opened the box, and pulled out my new jacket...(yea!)...and then pulled out my new toddler sized ski-bib...(huh?)...yes, you heard it.
i am little...but not that little. fucking fogbitchsports mailed me the COMPLETELY INCORRECT product. it wasn't like they were the wrong size or color, they were just PLAIN FUCKING WRONG...
so i called, and dude was like "yeah. sorry. you'll have to mail those back to us, we'll credit you, and you'll have to reorder the pants." i asked if they would pay for overnight shipping since they were the ones that fucked up...and he said "no." douche bag also said that the pants probably wouldn't even get here by saturday even if they were overnighted. i bitched at him saying "i know not another company that could fuck something up as badly as you have. this is fucked up you fucking fucked up fuckers. fuck you." of course, instead of "fuck" i used more colloqial/polite terms like "cunt" and "dipshit". long story short, they went out of stock of the pants i ordered anyway, so i couldn't get them even if i wanted them.
FUCK YOU, FAGBITCH SPORTS.
HEED MY WARNING...ALL YE. NEVER ORDER FROM FOGDOGSPORTS. LIKE MANY THINGS, INCLUDING VEGGIE BURGERS AND COMMUNISM, "IT IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT A BAD REALITY." DON'T SUFFER THE SAME FATE I SO NAIVELY FOLLOWED.
Case 2
So i find out today, 3 days before leaving for Albuquerque, that N8 is no longer flying on the same flight with me on saturday...which is not a big deal whatsoever. i've flown longer flights alone, and i know how to get to the airport. here's what pisses me off: money was spent and frequent flyer miles were used to book me the same flight as him. now that is he no longer flying on that plane with me, the money's been wasted...on top of that, if i had known about this change even a couple weeks earlier, i could've refunded the credit, and booked a cheap $99 southwest fare. i feel bad now for wasting the parentals frequent flyer miles for New Mexico...when they could've been used on more expensive flights....like ones to LONDON, persay. so fuck that shit. i'm one angry bitch...or mildly angry bitch. at least i get to go skiing.
anyway, on a lighter note, here is a shout out to my uncle C (Wha~ What!?) a.k.a The Biz a.k.a. Norwalk; i am sorry that my blog has neglected you so, but some things (and/or people) are too hard to verbalize...and you, my friend, in all your beauty and vaginal discharge, are hard to put into words. another shout out to my big black momda (a mommy/daddy hybrid) cello a.k.a. darien a.k.a. demario a.k.a. tyrone a.k.a. big black male names. you are the only big black momda for me. and one last "yo yo yo" to my auntie, Hufflepuff a.k.a. Westport...through the time we are together, may you live up to the level of (place adjective here) that i have heard so much about...
on that note: GET TESTED.
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