Lil E is back, and here goes nothin.....

well well well where do i begin? ive been in the windy city since last wednesday. so far it has only been "windy" at night. a few times. the rest of the time it has been unbearably hot and muggy. and one thing good ole North Park dorms lacks is a little thing that we in Ca$hville like to call "air conditioning". i purchased a few fans as soon as i learned of this fun, new detail. we bought a mini fridge today which i was highly stoked about b/c now we can actually drink COLD water when we enter our despicably hot room. *home sweeeeeeeeeeet(ie) home*, i tell ya. an upperclassman sold us the fridge for a good 25 smackeroos. we asked him to "deliver" it bc we are cool like that. and he did. he carried it right into our elevator for us; and after he had snagged his cash he informed us that the fridge was "dirty, i mean really dirty inside. youll have to clean it." how special and neat. we found some spots of mold on the inside of the door but it was nothing a few clorox wipes and some good ole fashion elbow grease woudnt fix. i proceeded to collapse onto my bed and take a snooze and i had planned on getting up and going shopping with my roomate and some other people in a few hours. i mustve dozed off into a fairly deep slumber, and i was awakened by 2 pillows being thrown at my head. "cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you might say?? same here. my roomate must think thats a great and exciting way to wake sleeping beaties such as myself up. boy oh boy was she ever wrong. i pimpsmacked that hoe, pinned her to the floor and repeatedly screamed: "WHOS YOUR DADDY!?!!?!?!?!?!" until she begged and pleaded for mercy. actually i just turned and looked at her rather perplexed when she told me it was "time to get up and go". we thought it a better idea for me to just go back to sleep. so i did, and she went on without me. yesterday a girl on my floor was regaling us with stories about her friend who has nudist parents, and how they just sit/walk/DANCE around the house buttnaked. shes from california. "oh." speaking of places where people are from, practically every person i have met thus far is from minnesota or washington state. today i came across a few peers who were born and raised in South Dakota. i told them it was a sad day for me b/c i could no longer tell myself that South Dakota was one of "those" states that just didnt really exist, especially since i had never met anyone from there. *ya win some ya lose some* *some guys have all the luck* okay i really must stop now with all of these shenanigans. among other things, its time for Mandy SmithField to listen up: at lunch today, some people and i were discussing the different classes/foreign languages we had taken in high school and i said i had taken latin, and another kid said he had to. it was then that we took a journey back to yesteryear and had a moment of silence for marcus, sextus, cornelia, aurelia, davus, geta, and "the gang". one of my favorite memories was that one blasted time that sextus was "annoying cornelia with his foot." sheweeee. those were the days. i still cry about that night that davus passed away. *sobs* heres an interesting fact: 75% of the freshman class at my school is female. (just some food for thought)
being in chicago kicks very much A. our campus is beautiful, and we have a really tight view out my dorm window. it overlooks a river/bunch of trees and all that kinda jazz. good stuff. tonight we had the first service of the year. its every sunday night in the chapel and its called "college life". its an optional thing but most ppl go, it was really awesome. the worship was wickedsick as was the speaker. he told many a joke about his college days. tomorrow is the first day of classes, so i should scadaddle off to bed pretty soon. 1-2-you know what to do-DONT JUST STAND THERE, BUST A MOVE! we went out on a "boat dance" the other night on lake michigan and it was pretty cool. on that note. you all shall hear from me at another point in time. im foreva reppin the dirty south up here. its been real. ~goodniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight