thrifting!!
yeah! me soo happy! today, i went thrifting with tam tam and eeemuuu. tam tam picked me up (off Nolensville Rd where i work nights), and we went to eat @ sonic and then eeemuu called and we all got into the menagerie of three--yeah buddy...you better believe it! at southern thrift, i picked up a hella-tight kid's baseball T that says "Astros" and a thick, brown, water proof coat and a blue rain coat/poncho type deal. i am excited. i love wearing wintery clothes!! i'm collecting on my...uhh...collection of jackets, scarfs (perfect for scarfing...if you know what i mean...tehehe) and beanies/hats. i like winter clothes b/c they make me look thicker...instead of a puny waif.
you better watch out, yale...i'm going to be sooo fashionable, you won't know what to do with yourself (...except touch yourself...which, in theory, would be relatively tittilating).
actually, i'll be the cheap nobody when i'm at yale. i have no Northface or Patagonia attire...*weeps* that is, unless, they have a Patagonia and/or Northface up in New Haven that lacks any...erg...security cameras...hehe
still waiting for my roommie to get a hold of me...is that too much to ask? am i over zealous? i think not. (i love answering rhetorical questions that i answer back to my self for reassurance).
just in case you were wondering, the answer is YES...the "yale" is more than just a university in New Haven...in fact, it is:
an antelope-like beast about the size of a horse with tusks, long horns, and the tail of a lion or goat. The horns were able to swivel independently and are virtually always shown parted rather than parallel.
it was hard for me to imagine this, but it seems to look much like the creature called "Big 'n' Tasty". for those of you who know what the "Big 'n' Tasty" is, i bet you will all agree.
according to some dead latin (latin...like "Rico Suave" and "Ricky Martin" and "SHAKIRRRA") guy named Pliny who wrote the "Book of Pliny the Elder's Natural History" (aka "Some Dead Guy's Stupid, Otherkin-like Bullshit"), the "yale" was originally spelled "eale", back in the good ol' days when the candyman only charged a nickel and a blow job for a chocolate bar *reminisces*...but wait!--there's shmoooore:
They have among them besides all these, another beast named Eale, for bignesse equal to the river-horse, tailed like to an Elephant, either blacke or reddish tawnie of colour: his mandibles or chawes resemble those of a bore: he hath hornes above a cubit long, which he can stirre or moove as hee list; for being in fight, hee can set them both or one of them as hee will himselfe, altering them every way; one while streight forward to offend, other whiles bending byas, as he hath reason to nort or push, to ward or avoid his enemie.
...wow. that makes no sense. thanks for nothing, Pliny the Gayer...mwahah! TACITE CELERRITER!! (sp?) CANTATE CUM MAGISTRAA, anyone??
strangely enough, this description evokes a rich and vivid imaginational picture of Big C...Jackie Calvert, if you will (Jackie was his god-given Christian name). does anyone else agree? such words as "bignesse", "river-horse", "bore", "he hath hornes", and "byas" (old fashion way of spelling 'bia') evoke such thoughts.
Magistra (known as "Mandy" by night), i have linked the site up there...have a blast with it, because all the shit is written in latin. heck! i'll cut out the middle man, just translate it from here:
(hanc feram humanas voces tradunt imitari. apud eosdem et quae vocatur eale, magnitudine equi fluviatilis, cauda elephanti, colore nigra vel fulva, maxillis apri, maiora cubitalibus cornua habens mobilia, quae alterna in pugna sistit variatque infesta aut obliqua, utcumque ratio monstravit) —,
DUX FEMINA FACTIS. that's all i gotta say. my latin is a little rusty, but roughly translated it means (--no worries...i'll break it down for you idiot-folk):
*factis means "you did"
*dux femina means "woman leader" and/or "dominatrix"
put it all together, and you get "YOU DID THE DOMINATRIX"!! see...latin isn't so hard!
here's some more latin quotes you may recognize in your everyday life:
"cave canam!" = BEWARE OF THE BITCH!!
"cave canam!" = looks much like the previous quote, but, depending on the fluctuations and emphases, it can also mean BEWARE OF MANDY SMITHFIELD!
"livin' la vida loca" = living the crazy life
"para balar la bamba" = i have no idea.
"j'aime m'appele monsier petite papillon" = actually, this one's in french...but its all the same. translated it means My Name is Mr. Little Butterfly, an essential line for if you are stuck in the middle of nowhere in france, and you are trying to find your way back home.
That was enough of lesson time for today.
**Magistra, i am extremely tempted to take this class @ yale DEDICATED to my FIRST LOVER...VERGIL. its some Latin Literature course, and in italicized mini-words, there is a disclaimer that says: dedicated to Vergil. the way he made love to me without physically making love to me is something that i will always cherish. i'll also cherish the time when you dressed up in that Fama suit...wait, you never did that...or did you...? (and that quote: "YOU ALL WILL DIE"...or something like that)
here are some XXX pics of naked yalie beasts...mmm:
this is either a yale, a merkel or a thaler...i often times get them mixed up. *hopes the audience understands*
to read more, check out this hottie site...and learn all you ever wanted about otherkin-type beings such as "the yale" (i promise its a ligitimate link...its not porn...besides, all you have to do before you click anything on my site is to look at the bottom and see if it says anything suspicious like "XXX" or "porn" in the url. shame on your for being stupid enough to click random links on my blog!...imbeciles!!)
LAST NIGHT: i was up till 6 (am that is) reading the Yale Daily News...the Yale Herald...the Yale Blue Book (full of courses) and shit like that. i have TONS of classes i want to take...i'll splurge on them later. i think 'tis nap time for meesa. but one class, in particular, that i want to get into is: "The Biology of Reproduction"...yeah buddy!! space is limited...so i wonder what the application process is like...b/c i'll do anything to get into that class...(reader responds: anything?)...and i say, "...anything..." in a seductive-type manner.
and with that, "i'm out like trout."--Tuddah Buddah
PS my dad is talking to me right now about checking accounts. i'm not listening to him at all...seriously. i'm not even looking at him. i don't know why he's talking...none of this means anything to me...blah blah blah...i'm so interested. i should probably care, but i'm too lazy. i just nod my head and say "uh huh" every couple of minutes...it works...well, he just left. ok. nevermind. i'm out for real now! ttfn
you better watch out, yale...i'm going to be sooo fashionable, you won't know what to do with yourself (...except touch yourself...which, in theory, would be relatively tittilating).
actually, i'll be the cheap nobody when i'm at yale. i have no Northface or Patagonia attire...*weeps* that is, unless, they have a Patagonia and/or Northface up in New Haven that lacks any...erg...security cameras...hehe
still waiting for my roommie to get a hold of me...is that too much to ask? am i over zealous? i think not. (i love answering rhetorical questions that i answer back to my self for reassurance).
just in case you were wondering, the answer is YES...the "yale" is more than just a university in New Haven...in fact, it is:
an antelope-like beast about the size of a horse with tusks, long horns, and the tail of a lion or goat. The horns were able to swivel independently and are virtually always shown parted rather than parallel.
it was hard for me to imagine this, but it seems to look much like the creature called "Big 'n' Tasty". for those of you who know what the "Big 'n' Tasty" is, i bet you will all agree.
according to some dead latin (latin...like "Rico Suave" and "Ricky Martin" and "SHAKIRRRA") guy named Pliny who wrote the "Book of Pliny the Elder's Natural History" (aka "Some Dead Guy's Stupid, Otherkin-like Bullshit"), the "yale" was originally spelled "eale", back in the good ol' days when the candyman only charged a nickel and a blow job for a chocolate bar *reminisces*...but wait!--there's shmoooore:
They have among them besides all these, another beast named Eale, for bignesse equal to the river-horse, tailed like to an Elephant, either blacke or reddish tawnie of colour: his mandibles or chawes resemble those of a bore: he hath hornes above a cubit long, which he can stirre or moove as hee list; for being in fight, hee can set them both or one of them as hee will himselfe, altering them every way; one while streight forward to offend, other whiles bending byas, as he hath reason to nort or push, to ward or avoid his enemie.
...wow. that makes no sense. thanks for nothing, Pliny the Gayer...mwahah! TACITE CELERRITER!! (sp?) CANTATE CUM MAGISTRAA, anyone??
strangely enough, this description evokes a rich and vivid imaginational picture of Big C...Jackie Calvert, if you will (Jackie was his god-given Christian name). does anyone else agree? such words as "bignesse", "river-horse", "bore", "he hath hornes", and "byas" (old fashion way of spelling 'bia') evoke such thoughts.
Magistra (known as "Mandy" by night), i have linked the site up there...have a blast with it, because all the shit is written in latin. heck! i'll cut out the middle man, just translate it from here:
(hanc feram humanas voces tradunt imitari. apud eosdem et quae vocatur eale, magnitudine equi fluviatilis, cauda elephanti, colore nigra vel fulva, maxillis apri, maiora cubitalibus cornua habens mobilia, quae alterna in pugna sistit variatque infesta aut obliqua, utcumque ratio monstravit) —,
DUX FEMINA FACTIS. that's all i gotta say. my latin is a little rusty, but roughly translated it means (--no worries...i'll break it down for you idiot-folk):
*factis means "you did"
*dux femina means "woman leader" and/or "dominatrix"
put it all together, and you get "YOU DID THE DOMINATRIX"!! see...latin isn't so hard!
here's some more latin quotes you may recognize in your everyday life:
"cave canam!" = BEWARE OF THE BITCH!!
"cave canam!" = looks much like the previous quote, but, depending on the fluctuations and emphases, it can also mean BEWARE OF MANDY SMITHFIELD!
"livin' la vida loca" = living the crazy life
"para balar la bamba" = i have no idea.
"j'aime m'appele monsier petite papillon" = actually, this one's in french...but its all the same. translated it means My Name is Mr. Little Butterfly, an essential line for if you are stuck in the middle of nowhere in france, and you are trying to find your way back home.
That was enough of lesson time for today.
**Magistra, i am extremely tempted to take this class @ yale DEDICATED to my FIRST LOVER...VERGIL. its some Latin Literature course, and in italicized mini-words, there is a disclaimer that says: dedicated to Vergil. the way he made love to me without physically making love to me is something that i will always cherish. i'll also cherish the time when you dressed up in that Fama suit...wait, you never did that...or did you...? (and that quote: "YOU ALL WILL DIE"...or something like that)
here are some XXX pics of naked yalie beasts...mmm:
this is either a yale, a merkel or a thaler...i often times get them mixed up. *hopes the audience understands*
to read more, check out this hottie site...and learn all you ever wanted about otherkin-type beings such as "the yale" (i promise its a ligitimate link...its not porn...besides, all you have to do before you click anything on my site is to look at the bottom and see if it says anything suspicious like "XXX" or "porn" in the url. shame on your for being stupid enough to click random links on my blog!...imbeciles!!)
LAST NIGHT: i was up till 6 (am that is) reading the Yale Daily News...the Yale Herald...the Yale Blue Book (full of courses) and shit like that. i have TONS of classes i want to take...i'll splurge on them later. i think 'tis nap time for meesa. but one class, in particular, that i want to get into is: "The Biology of Reproduction"...yeah buddy!! space is limited...so i wonder what the application process is like...b/c i'll do anything to get into that class...(reader responds: anything?)...and i say, "...anything..." in a seductive-type manner.
and with that, "i'm out like trout."--Tuddah Buddah
PS my dad is talking to me right now about checking accounts. i'm not listening to him at all...seriously. i'm not even looking at him. i don't know why he's talking...none of this means anything to me...blah blah blah...i'm so interested. i should probably care, but i'm too lazy. i just nod my head and say "uh huh" every couple of minutes...it works...well, he just left. ok. nevermind. i'm out for real now! ttfn
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