QUEER EYE!!
today was a pretty neat day...i guess. so in the morn, i got up and went over to neenee's to make her tight (tight as in "awesome"...not as in "vaginally tight") video for "MADE". we filmed her showing all of her clothes so that MTV, hopefully, will put her on and make her into a fashion designer. would that not be hella tight? she might be able to get me the push i need to get onto the Real World.
a little while later, bapple made his way over, along with lil' E, and we checked out "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". i thought it was really funny...minus Carson Kressley and his HOT HOT HOT upper lip. lil' E, this one's for you:
the beauteous photo i have pasted is a picture of lil' E's lover. i swear- he's totally straight. you can tell from the picture!! here's the gang all together:
so anyway, afterwards, neenee and i decided to go see "How to Deal" with lil' E and her friend, KK. and i must say:
HOW TO DEAL was BY FAR the WORST movie i have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life. it was not only a WASTE of money...and a WASTE of time...it was a WASTE of a perfectly good segment of my young adult life. i could've f-ed someone in that 2 hours!! i can tolerate good chick flicks...but this movie was HORRID. it made no sense, the editing was horrendous and all i did was make fun of the bad dialogue. STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE LIKE THE PLAGUE! i was hoping Mandy would die at the end like she did in "A Walk to Remember" just so that the movie would end sooner.
in case you want to see the movie, even after my advice, here's the run down of this piece of shit on a film reel:
the story is about a high school girl. this girl has a best friend, who gets pregnant by a boy who dies of a heart disease. this girl (played by mandy) has a mother who dates around, eventually hits on a "coke machine" guy, and *does* him secretly. this girl also has a sister, who is planning on getting married but later post-pones the marriage and later ends up going through with the marriage. her sister's fiance has rich parents. the girl gets hit on by a guy. the girl and the guy get caught trying to *do* each other. after sneaking out to a party, they drive home and get in a car wreck. the girl is hurt and the guy leaves her in the hospital. the girl's dad gets remarried to a bimbo. at the end, the girl forgives the guy for leaving her in the hospital. the girl's best friend has her baby at the girl's sister's wedding.
THE END
PLEASE don't waste your money, time, and energy on this movie. i am really sorry that i did. the movie sucked the fattest, stinkiest, pussing-iest phallus ever. BEWARE! CAVETE MANDY MOORE!!! (latin for beware of the mandy moore)
"my love is as sweet as candy, i'll be forever yours...love, mandy."
i'll tell you something i love...I LOVE TEXT MESSAGES...if only i could receive them.
neenee and i went back to my house, ate chocolates (aka sex-ed each other), and went to go get french fries from The Wing Basket...which is a totally tasty place to eat. we went back to my house around 11, when laura showed up...neenee left and laura and i chilled, talked about assholes named ryan bailey, listened to damien rice, and explored our bodies.
it was exciting!!
tomorrow is gonna rock. on the agenda: work, shopping, clothing store grand opening, and dancing. we'll see how much i actually accomplish on my "to do" list.
and with that- i'm "out like trout".
a little while later, bapple made his way over, along with lil' E, and we checked out "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". i thought it was really funny...minus Carson Kressley and his HOT HOT HOT upper lip. lil' E, this one's for you:
the beauteous photo i have pasted is a picture of lil' E's lover. i swear- he's totally straight. you can tell from the picture!! here's the gang all together:
so anyway, afterwards, neenee and i decided to go see "How to Deal" with lil' E and her friend, KK. and i must say:
HOW TO DEAL was BY FAR the WORST movie i have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life. it was not only a WASTE of money...and a WASTE of time...it was a WASTE of a perfectly good segment of my young adult life. i could've f-ed someone in that 2 hours!! i can tolerate good chick flicks...but this movie was HORRID. it made no sense, the editing was horrendous and all i did was make fun of the bad dialogue. STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE LIKE THE PLAGUE! i was hoping Mandy would die at the end like she did in "A Walk to Remember" just so that the movie would end sooner.
in case you want to see the movie, even after my advice, here's the run down of this piece of shit on a film reel:
the story is about a high school girl. this girl has a best friend, who gets pregnant by a boy who dies of a heart disease. this girl (played by mandy) has a mother who dates around, eventually hits on a "coke machine" guy, and *does* him secretly. this girl also has a sister, who is planning on getting married but later post-pones the marriage and later ends up going through with the marriage. her sister's fiance has rich parents. the girl gets hit on by a guy. the girl and the guy get caught trying to *do* each other. after sneaking out to a party, they drive home and get in a car wreck. the girl is hurt and the guy leaves her in the hospital. the girl's dad gets remarried to a bimbo. at the end, the girl forgives the guy for leaving her in the hospital. the girl's best friend has her baby at the girl's sister's wedding.
THE END
PLEASE don't waste your money, time, and energy on this movie. i am really sorry that i did. the movie sucked the fattest, stinkiest, pussing-iest phallus ever. BEWARE! CAVETE MANDY MOORE!!! (latin for beware of the mandy moore)
"my love is as sweet as candy, i'll be forever yours...love, mandy."
i'll tell you something i love...I LOVE TEXT MESSAGES...if only i could receive them.
neenee and i went back to my house, ate chocolates (aka sex-ed each other), and went to go get french fries from The Wing Basket...which is a totally tasty place to eat. we went back to my house around 11, when laura showed up...neenee left and laura and i chilled, talked about assholes named ryan bailey, listened to damien rice, and explored our bodies.
it was exciting!!
tomorrow is gonna rock. on the agenda: work, shopping, clothing store grand opening, and dancing. we'll see how much i actually accomplish on my "to do" list.
and with that- i'm "out like trout".
posted by Joe @ 11:43 PM
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