...lonely...i'm mister lonely...

yes. i am. i have officially changed my surname to "Joe Lonely". i figure it has many benefits:
1) it is easier to spell
2) it is phonetically easier to pronounce
3) it is easier to bubble in on test sheets
4) it is an adverb

anyway, i'm tired of being lonely. and not lonely in that sense...like "i have no friends. i'm lonely." lonely...as in, where the fuck is my rock!? i want a rock to hang on to...and someone that will hang on me, too. it'll be mutual...i swear. i'm a reliable guy.

where's my boo? where are you, boo? where are you??

ok. i'm a low maintainance kinda guy, i don't need to have my grapes or my cherries peeled, like some people (*cough* chrrristos...). anyway, someone, take me away. i promise i won't bite, unless you ask me to.

i'm a good guy. you have my word.

anyway, on a day's activities note:

had a little lunchie lunch with mattack...talked about life, dreams, hopes, fears, and the duke's men.

i watched secretary...didn't really like it. it was a bit too kinky for me; it's about this girl who cuts herself, and then gets a job as a secretary, and her boss gets kinky with her and makes her stop cutting herself. *weird*

took a nap...ate a little pussy...and a little lunch at the Law School! had a good little din din with JenP from Harvest, which was good. we got to catch up a bit, and i learned that there is such a thing as "British Sign Language." we also broke the bottom of a salt shaker with a dime, and left it there, hoping someone would find a sweet sweet suprise...mwahah!

can you believe it? freshman year...gone...like that! into thin air! what the fuck, man? what the fuck?

anywhoo, watched Will and Grace and The Apprentice with Xtian, the Kutinator, Pony (Xtian's roomy), and also watched a little Strangers With Candy...my total fave Comedy Central sitcom of all times. if only i could one day become Jerri Blank...i can dare to dream, can i not?

why am i awake? i should be going to bed. fuck me. i'm lame. good night.