how do i compare thee to a summer's eve?
i think thats how it goes...
so anyway, blog, its been a long time since we have been together. and the reunion is quite nice. i feel really bad to watch you slowly deteriorate into nothing...you have gone from 20 hits a day to 14...and your tag board has lossed its service. the big cool lookin' picture that used to be in the background has perished...
but i shall try to breathe life into thee once again.
yeah, so, anyway.
halloween was strangely titillating. you know...in the way that that guy from "MTV's True Life: I'm a Furry" was turned on my women dressed up with rabbit suits and guys disguised as dogs.
well, it wasn't that titillating. but there were some GRRRRREAT costumes:
*Some Costume-al Highlights*
Meals on Wheels as Avril Lavigne: Avril is so original and so punk and hip. i love her mastery of the Canadian-english language, so eloquent and fluid. she takes lines like:
"He was a SkaterBoy, she said 'See Ya Later' Boy", and makes them so vibrant and florid that one can do nothing else but cry. she is the BEST at being original. thats why i love her.
Snelly as PTA Mom: Mom, what can i say? you had the best outfit hands down. i hope you didn't forget to pick up the kids from the pool...*nudge nudge*
Sportscenter as "The Comical Cow": hmm...not much else to say. it was comical and it was a cow. hence the name, "The Comical Cow."
Juvey as...well...i forgot what the fuck he was. my bad.
ESPN as Death: a few comments: first off, not a very original costume...but nonetheless a good try. secondly, purple. the costume was purple. death should not be dressed in a PURPLE polyester garb--it defeats the whole part about being scary and shit. lastly, the miniature PLASTIC scythe...some work is needed. but on the whole, ESPN has already ordered his costume for next year, so he'll be able to make up for this years...erg...lack of judgement.
Nate as Florida Speed-Walking Old Lady: good idea...but because you didn't wear a wig or anything, you just looked like a Florida Speed-Walking Old MAN with saggy manboobs. good try--but, as always, there's still room for improvement.
Bookie as Rabbit: the ears, they were cute. minimalist was your style, i could see.
Boyette as Slutty Catholic Girl: the juxtoposition b/w you being Jewish, and you being Catholic at the same time was awfully arousing...in a COMPLETELY platonic kind of way...
*wink wink*
Ollie as Iceman: by "as", i mean "is". Ollie is the spitting image of Val kilmer...like literally(Ollie looks like someone ate Val, and spat him out to make Ollie). no offense. great costume...too bad you couldn't wear it at your naked party!
best scenario of the night: dumb blonde walks up to Ollie and says "OMG. have you seen Top Gun?"
NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! THIS IS YALE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. lord i hope you came from Quinnipiac, ya dumb bitch.
Stef as Goth: stef is scary. stef as goth is even scarier. stef+goth+temper=nightmare.
StuPoo as "Hello My Future Girlfriend": this, by far, gets the "most original" costume (next to Avril, who is the Queen of Originality!). the mullet, pimples, blue shirt, glasses, and sign that said "Please PM if i'm on Yahoo Chat!" coalesced to form the most beauteous costume of all time. good work, matey!
Stecerrama, SWang, Cheesey and SunQuist as "weird 80s girls, who wore glasses, ties, and sandals with ankle warmers": i was a tiny bit confused by the get-up. you went from "retro-nerds" to...this. well, i wouldn't have been able to tell what a retro-nerd was, so whatever. ignorance is bliss, i suppose.
Agustin as "The Cat in the Hat": too cute!
MattAttack in Drag: did you check out those legs? O HONEY~! "shake it like a polaroid!"
So. thats about it with the Halloween costumes. as far as the night went, it was pretty fun. LIQU-OR-TREATING was fun for those who drank...but for those of us, you know who you are, who decided to puff instead...life was just as good! Yale Symphony Orchestra was great...!! i'm glad i went. the soloist up there was a fucking...
***INTERIM: MY THREE ROOMMATES WERE JUST CALLED To GO TO THE HOUSE FOR A PLEDGE EVENT. SUCKS TO THEIR ASTHMARS!***
...amazing. she got up there and played this concerto-type shindig with the orchestra, and it was awesome. how i wish i had a musical talent!
so. its sunday today. i woke up crying for some reason. i don't know why. i'm not depressed or anything, but i hate sundays in general. last night, though, my eye started to REALLY hurt after the Suite 13 performance. and it hurt all night and i actually *brace yourself* eye-boogered a whole bunch. this morning, i could barely open my eye. i thought i had pink-eye, but the boogers went away, and everything was OKAY, except for my eyes were still red. they didn't hurt or anything...so i took a benadryl to calm the redness. it didn't help at all. it just made me look really high cus i was really drowsy, so after finishing my chinese, i took a nap...woke up...lolligagged and finished my graphic design.
so back to being depressed, i was really down for a while, but i think it was b/c of the weather, the day, and the benadryl. so i'm feeling good now. dont' worry, kids...no defenstration for me tonite! can i just say how amazing suite 13 was? for those of you who are ignorant to the light, S13 is an EXTREMELY perverted vulgar offensive sketch group (right up my ally). they had a performance in a SCHOOL lecture hall. bookie, stef and i walk in, and there is a bottle of tequila, beers, and cigarettes next to the pamphlets. we walk into this beautiful auditorium, with gigantic acrylic paintings of old men on the wall, old wooden seats and victorian molding, the ceiling covered with intricate paintings...so anyway, we walk in, and people are smoking, drinking beers, puffin on ciggs, and PASSING JOINTS!!! it was great. i loved it.
o Yale! free alcohol, weed, and cigarettes? it doens't get much better than that.
my roommates said they missed my blog. so i did this for them. its all for you: juvey and sportscenter. what would i do without you?
i, however, need to be constantly reminded to work on my blog. i miss it soo much...i'm going to try and make a habit out of it, once more!
l'chi-em!
"Joe joe on the Radio"
so anyway, blog, its been a long time since we have been together. and the reunion is quite nice. i feel really bad to watch you slowly deteriorate into nothing...you have gone from 20 hits a day to 14...and your tag board has lossed its service. the big cool lookin' picture that used to be in the background has perished...
but i shall try to breathe life into thee once again.
yeah, so, anyway.
halloween was strangely titillating. you know...in the way that that guy from "MTV's True Life: I'm a Furry" was turned on my women dressed up with rabbit suits and guys disguised as dogs.
well, it wasn't that titillating. but there were some GRRRRREAT costumes:
*Some Costume-al Highlights*
Meals on Wheels as Avril Lavigne: Avril is so original and so punk and hip. i love her mastery of the Canadian-english language, so eloquent and fluid. she takes lines like:
"He was a SkaterBoy, she said 'See Ya Later' Boy", and makes them so vibrant and florid that one can do nothing else but cry. she is the BEST at being original. thats why i love her.
Snelly as PTA Mom: Mom, what can i say? you had the best outfit hands down. i hope you didn't forget to pick up the kids from the pool...*nudge nudge*
Sportscenter as "The Comical Cow": hmm...not much else to say. it was comical and it was a cow. hence the name, "The Comical Cow."
Juvey as...well...i forgot what the fuck he was. my bad.
ESPN as Death: a few comments: first off, not a very original costume...but nonetheless a good try. secondly, purple. the costume was purple. death should not be dressed in a PURPLE polyester garb--it defeats the whole part about being scary and shit. lastly, the miniature PLASTIC scythe...some work is needed. but on the whole, ESPN has already ordered his costume for next year, so he'll be able to make up for this years...erg...lack of judgement.
Nate as Florida Speed-Walking Old Lady: good idea...but because you didn't wear a wig or anything, you just looked like a Florida Speed-Walking Old MAN with saggy manboobs. good try--but, as always, there's still room for improvement.
Bookie as Rabbit: the ears, they were cute. minimalist was your style, i could see.
Boyette as Slutty Catholic Girl: the juxtoposition b/w you being Jewish, and you being Catholic at the same time was awfully arousing...in a COMPLETELY platonic kind of way...
*wink wink*
Ollie as Iceman: by "as", i mean "is". Ollie is the spitting image of Val kilmer...like literally(Ollie looks like someone ate Val, and spat him out to make Ollie). no offense. great costume...too bad you couldn't wear it at your naked party!
best scenario of the night: dumb blonde walks up to Ollie and says "OMG. have you seen Top Gun?"
NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! THIS IS YALE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. lord i hope you came from Quinnipiac, ya dumb bitch.
Stef as Goth: stef is scary. stef as goth is even scarier. stef+goth+temper=nightmare.
StuPoo as "Hello My Future Girlfriend": this, by far, gets the "most original" costume (next to Avril, who is the Queen of Originality!). the mullet, pimples, blue shirt, glasses, and sign that said "Please PM if i'm on Yahoo Chat!" coalesced to form the most beauteous costume of all time. good work, matey!
Stecerrama, SWang, Cheesey and SunQuist as "weird 80s girls, who wore glasses, ties, and sandals with ankle warmers": i was a tiny bit confused by the get-up. you went from "retro-nerds" to...this. well, i wouldn't have been able to tell what a retro-nerd was, so whatever. ignorance is bliss, i suppose.
Agustin as "The Cat in the Hat": too cute!
MattAttack in Drag: did you check out those legs? O HONEY~! "shake it like a polaroid!"
So. thats about it with the Halloween costumes. as far as the night went, it was pretty fun. LIQU-OR-TREATING was fun for those who drank...but for those of us, you know who you are, who decided to puff instead...life was just as good! Yale Symphony Orchestra was great...!! i'm glad i went. the soloist up there was a fucking...
***INTERIM: MY THREE ROOMMATES WERE JUST CALLED To GO TO THE HOUSE FOR A PLEDGE EVENT. SUCKS TO THEIR ASTHMARS!***
...amazing. she got up there and played this concerto-type shindig with the orchestra, and it was awesome. how i wish i had a musical talent!
so. its sunday today. i woke up crying for some reason. i don't know why. i'm not depressed or anything, but i hate sundays in general. last night, though, my eye started to REALLY hurt after the Suite 13 performance. and it hurt all night and i actually *brace yourself* eye-boogered a whole bunch. this morning, i could barely open my eye. i thought i had pink-eye, but the boogers went away, and everything was OKAY, except for my eyes were still red. they didn't hurt or anything...so i took a benadryl to calm the redness. it didn't help at all. it just made me look really high cus i was really drowsy, so after finishing my chinese, i took a nap...woke up...lolligagged and finished my graphic design.
so back to being depressed, i was really down for a while, but i think it was b/c of the weather, the day, and the benadryl. so i'm feeling good now. dont' worry, kids...no defenstration for me tonite! can i just say how amazing suite 13 was? for those of you who are ignorant to the light, S13 is an EXTREMELY perverted vulgar offensive sketch group (right up my ally). they had a performance in a SCHOOL lecture hall. bookie, stef and i walk in, and there is a bottle of tequila, beers, and cigarettes next to the pamphlets. we walk into this beautiful auditorium, with gigantic acrylic paintings of old men on the wall, old wooden seats and victorian molding, the ceiling covered with intricate paintings...so anyway, we walk in, and people are smoking, drinking beers, puffin on ciggs, and PASSING JOINTS!!! it was great. i loved it.
o Yale! free alcohol, weed, and cigarettes? it doens't get much better than that.
my roommates said they missed my blog. so i did this for them. its all for you: juvey and sportscenter. what would i do without you?
i, however, need to be constantly reminded to work on my blog. i miss it soo much...i'm going to try and make a habit out of it, once more!
l'chi-em!
"Joe joe on the Radio"
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