DONNELL SUCKS.

i thought i was done, but i realized i have some things to say to donnell (his name is not worthy of being capitalized):

donnell, you are a stupid, fag-assed, fat fuck, i hope you get kicked off the show for failing your damn missions b/c you are a stupid, fat fuck. i'm glad abe cussed the shit out of you, b/c you are a waste of space on the TV screen (you take up the space of like 5 normal sized cast members). you are a closeted fag who likes to fuck men in the ass, and make fun of guys who really intimidate you. thats why you projected your feelings on abe, and made fun of him before he had the chance to make fun of you.

you deserved to get pummelled you fat shit.

you are the prime example of why fat people, such as yourself, should not be put on the Road Rules. you are gonna fail so many missions...and if you don't fail any, you are going to sweat like a pig and make the RV all stinky. i hope you leave. fuck you, you lame fuck. you should be banned from television. that gap between your teeth needs to be fixed and your super fruity contacts need to go. go loose some weight...or better yet, don't eat. (or stop eating small children) (and if you didn't notice, all the missions are fat friendly for your stupid terd-assed face. thats why ya'll have passed all the missions so far).

for those of you who would like to see how this fat fuck is such a fudge packer, check out this:
(the server is down, but i'll post it later. on the RR site "what's in your backpack?", donnell likes to bring "bath and body works body spray, women's deoderant...etc. stupid fruit)

inspired by Ashley Terry's shpiel on "Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Virginia", i have created a:
"Top Ten Reasons Why I/We Hate donnell"
10. you're fat
9. you're ugly
8. you're fat
7. you're a fruit
6. you suck
5. you're fat
4. you're a dolt
3. you like cornbread
2. you're fat
1. you're fat

and to cara, FUCK YOU, TOO! you are a fucking bitch. you should loose some weight, too, and get your damn lisp fixed at a speech school. fuck you. i hope you get kicked off, too.

and to the guy about to replace Abe...you look like you're 40. go away...but i won't hate on you too much...yet. i read your profile, and you live in Nashville. us nashvillians gotta stick together. peace in the middle east...yo~

Dave, you're hot. i love you.

and with this beauteous photo...i'm out like trout.