I AM JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION

i have to hide my tracks as i enter the corporate work force...but i can't just delete the blog for fear of losing the memories i no lon...

"WINE ME! DINE ME! 2009 ME!" --Rumpus-- this monday was, among other things, bull dog days! included in the "among other thin...

you know. a lot has gone down since i last addressed your existence, blog. the weather the past few days have been unnaturally good: sunshin...

the weekend, to say the least, was uneventful, as far as my sex life goes. still-- i ponder, day in and day out, as chaste as the first day ...

this whole new wave of fast food songs, with special guest appearances from C-list celebs, such as Brooke Burke, for Burger King has really...

to not recount the glorious tales of saturday night would be sacriligious-- but alas! i must...for there is far too much to recount (and it ...

phewie! this week has been quite the kadoozie. what's a kadoozie? NO! itsakadoozie. get it? (that was just an excerpt from an early 90s ...

hm...the hum drum of sophomore year lulls... bad news of the day: i had 9 am class and i have a midterm on wednesday good news of the day: l...

got back from crazy cape coral florida with the bonkster. her house on the canal was good fun, and we had our fair share of unprotected hot ...

so. for lack of sounding lame, i haven't been updating (not that anyone noticed) because, well, my spring break has lacked some luster. ...

so. i went to my brother's house for dinner, and upon finishing our meals, his roommate walks in. she babbles along, somewhere dropping ...

so. i have been propositioned with quite a proposition (and no, this wasn't like that time i tried to get my grade changed...the "u...

this really is martha's best week ever! (i've probably watched about 8 hours of television...and by 8 hours, i really mean 12...but ...